The winning caption (in all its glory):
Tauntaun: "Hey Bill, sorry to bother you, but my family is playing Pizza frisby and we lost one in your yard, can you give it back?" Neighbor: "Ya no problem Tim, but wait, Pizza frisby? that's as weird as having a tauntaun for a neigh...bor..." Tauntaun: "What is that supposed to mean Bill...." Neighbor: "Umm... nothing..."
Although it's long and there were many other clever/funny ideas, this one takes the cake; it had Max and I on the floor. Congratulations "Pick"!
Caption: Mom: "Clara....what did you do this time?" Jim: "I saved her and killed this spider! Clara went to that ol' barn again and tried to lead that fawn back to the house with her chocolate. That only brought this spider here! She was lucky I came in here in time!" Mom: "How many times have I told you not to play at the ol' barn Clara?" Clara: "I'm sorry I'm sorry! I'll never do it again! Just get me down!"
Great round everyone. There were several that had Ian and me chuckling. I apologize for my delay in posting this a day late. I had the misfortune of being sick!