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Less than a week until the categories are announced, so it's high time for some friendly banter. And by friendly banter, I mean psychologically ruining your opponents...

(For those who are new to this, the smack talk here isn't to be taken too seriously, it's just a place for people to joke about and throw barbs at each other.)
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| February 23, 2015, 5:53 pm
Looks like the Cuddly Leviathans have this contest in the bag.
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| February 23, 2015, 6:06 pm
Quoting Bane of Cows (Asad)
Looks like the Cuddly Leviathans have this contest in the bag.

Categories haven't even been announced, so keep playing with Duplo until you guys can learn how to build.

On an unrelated note, I'm quite surprised that anyone from Team Jigsaw hasn't made an appearance. In typical Jigsaw fashion, I expect them to rally together on the final day of February, possibly at 11:59 PM.
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| February 23, 2015, 6:15 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham
Categories haven't even been announced, so keep playing with Duplo until you guys can learn how to build.

We may use Duplo, but only for support structures; you on the other hand, use clone brand bricks for much more than support structures...
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| February 23, 2015, 6:19 pm
Oh boy, here we go...
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| February 23, 2015, 6:23 pm
Quoting Bane of Cows (Asad)
Looks like the Cuddly Leviathans have this contest in the bag.
Of course we do! :D

Let's see, we have the awesomenessest name (The Cuddly Leviathans), the most fantabulous motto (#weofsuchawesome), the best banner with a mentally disturbed smiley-face on it (https://flic.kr/p/r1Wnym), and a group of b*tt-kicking TFOLs who are ready to bring the roof down while becoming slightly insane in the process.



Oh yeah, and the resident cow, Bo.
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| February 23, 2015, 6:23 pm
Playful banter, come now teammates, I am appalled! Kyle left multiple openings for attack, put him in his place! Come now.
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| February 23, 2015, 6:25 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham
Categories haven't even been announced, so keep playing with Duplo until you guys can learn how to build.

On an unrelated note, I'm quite surprised that anyone from Team Jigsaw hasn't made an appearance. In typical Jigsaw fashion, I expect them to rally together on the final day of February, possibly at 11:59 PM.

First off, you have admitted you don't have a team? Hmm, there are several KFOL teams up for grabs in the hunting group, go check them out. They seem appropriate to your skillset.

And at least we are using LEGO products.
http://mocpages.com/moc.php/373117

Take notes kiddies, this is referred to as the final nail in the coffin, head back to your Kreo Kyle, it seems to suite you style.
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| February 23, 2015, 6:29 pm
Quoting Justin M
Oh boy, here we go...

Heck yeah! I've already smashed an AFOK's (Adult Fan OF Kreo) dignity in, let's see what else I can do!
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| February 23, 2015, 6:30 pm
Quoting Bane of Chocolate (Zach)
Playful banter, come now teammates, I am appalled! Kyle left multiple openings for attack, put him in his place! Come now.
I only feared that more than one response would overstimulate his brain cells too much.
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| February 23, 2015, 6:35 pm
Quoting Bane of Chocolate (Zach)
Heck yeah! I've already smashed an AFOK's (Adult Fan OF Kreo) dignity in, let's see what else I can do!

You have done quite well at smashing someone, well let's just say, somewhat rudely. Hopefully your entries back up all of this smack.
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| February 23, 2015, 6:35 pm
Quoting Justin M
You have done quite well at smashing someone, well let's just say, somewhat rudely. Hopefully your entries back up all of this smack.

Oh they should. And it's all in fun. No harm is meant.
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| February 23, 2015, 6:37 pm
Quoting Bane of Chocolate (Zach)
Oh they should. And it's all in fun. No harm is meant.

Should? Or they will? Quite the difference.
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| February 23, 2015, 6:39 pm
Quoting Justin M
You have done quite well at smashing someone, well let's just say, somewhat rudely. Hopefully your entries back up all of this smack.
If smack was polite, the word itself would be an oxymoron :P

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| February 23, 2015, 6:40 pm
Quoting Justin M
Should? Or they will? Quite the difference.

Depends on how long the ski trip lasts...
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| February 23, 2015, 6:41 pm
Quoting Bane of Chocolate (Zach)
Depends on how long the ski trip lasts...

True dat. If we all get back on the last day,we may get *shiver* fours!
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| February 23, 2015, 6:43 pm
Quoting Bane of Chocolate (Zach)
Depends on how long the ski trip lasts...

Skill does not need time, skill is the ability to create things in short time periods.
Quoting Bane of Asad
If we all get back on the last day,we may get *shiver* fours!

Do I smell a pun? "Ski trips" & "shivers". Hmm...
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| February 23, 2015, 6:47 pm
Quoting Justin M
Skill does not need time, skill is the ability to create things in short time periods.
Anyone can create "things" in short time periods :P

Heck, you should see my younger brother's painting he made this afternoon. It looks like a rainbow vomited, and then died on top of chewed up megablock pieces. He did paint it in 2 minutes, though...
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| February 23, 2015, 6:51 pm
Yus. Finally, some good honest smack.
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| February 23, 2015, 7:01 pm
Quoting Bane of Chocolate (Zach)
First off, you have admitted you don't have a team? Hmm, there are several KFOL teams up for grabs in the hunting group, go check them out. They seem appropriate to your skillset.

And at least we are using LEGO products.
http://mocpages.com/moc.php/373117

Take notes kiddies, this is referred to as the final nail in the coffin, head back to your Kreo Kyle, it seems to suite you style.

Oh, I have a team. Typing the list in the thread now.

You can ridicule me all you want, it does not faze me. While you'll be here, I'll be off not caring what the world thinks of me.

All smack aside, Kreo is actually pretty cool, especially considering a lot of ex-Lego designers work there.
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| February 23, 2015, 7:03 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham

All smack aside, Kreo is actually pretty cool, especially considering a lot of ex-Lego designers work there.
He admits to supporting cheap rip-offs of LEGO!

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| February 23, 2015, 7:05 pm
Quoting Bane of Chocolate (Zach)
First off, you have admitted you don't have a team? Hmm, there are several KFOL teams up for grabs in the hunting group, go check them out. They seem appropriate to your skillset.

And at least we are using LEGO products.
http://mocpages.com/moc.php/373117

Take notes kiddies, this is referred to as the final nail in the coffin, head back to your Kreo Kyle, it seems to suite you style.

Be uses Megabloks too!
http://brickultra.com/moc-of-the-week-sangheili/
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| February 23, 2015, 7:12 pm
Quoting Bane of Asad
Be uses Megabloks too!
http://brickultra.com/moc-of-the-week-sangheili/
https://www.flickr.com/photos/kylepeckham/9287668983/ and oh my, is that a Barbie? Lego does have a line of sets made specifically for girls you know. It's called Friends. You might enjoy it.
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| February 23, 2015, 7:15 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham All smack aside, Kreo is actually pretty cool, especially considering a lot of ex-Lego designers work there.
You may want to consider why the ex-LEGO designers that work there are no longer LEGO designers before you start promoting clones...
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| February 23, 2015, 7:17 pm
Quoting Bane of Asad
Quoting Bane of Asad
Be uses Megabloks too!
http://brickultra.com/moc-of-the-week-sangheili/
https://www.flickr.com/photos/kylepeckham/9287668983/ and oh my, is that a Barbie? Lego does have a line of sets made specifically for girls you know. It's called Friends. You might enjoy it.

But you might find it consoling to refer to it as a "Galidor Figure"!
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| February 23, 2015, 8:26 pm
Quoting Commander Bricks
But you might find it consoling to refer to it as a "Galidor Figure"!

O.o looks like a Ken doll to me.
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| February 23, 2015, 8:35 pm
Quoting Bane of Asad
Quoting Bane of Asad
Be uses Megabloks too!
http://brickultra.com/moc-of-the-week-sangheili/
https://www.flickr.com/photos/kylepeckham/9287668983/ and oh my, is that a Barbie? Lego does have a line of sets made specifically for girls you know. It's called Friends. You might enjoy it.

Smack aside (not that I've actually smacked yet), why do people always think that calling someone a girl is offensive?
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| February 23, 2015, 10:31 pm
Quoting Bane of Asad
O.o looks like a Ken doll to me.

I'd buy it. Last I checked I have a life outside of LEGO, so what's wrong with having other interest too? ;)
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| February 24, 2015, 11:49 am
Quoting Bane of Asad
O.o looks like a Ken doll to me.

Huh either way it's girly!

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| February 24, 2015, 12:07 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
Smack aside (not that I've actually smacked yet), why do people always think that calling someone a girl is offensive?
It isn't, of course, it's a compliment :D Even Bricky has to admit that a world without girls would be boring once in a while.

What Asad said here is a bit offensive, though, at least the second part. I'm a girl (duh) and while the tone he took on was a bit sex*st, I can't say that I have any fuzzy feelings for the products he degraded. I don't have a single Friends set, Barbies look like complete id*ots, and Kens only exist for the sole purpose of kissing Barbies and driving them places in pink plastic cars with genetically modified flower decals.





That, and also apparently controlling Alien Power Loaders :P
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| February 24, 2015, 1:07 pm
Quoting Commander Bricks
Huh either way it's girly!
Please keep your comments free of sex*sm, if at all possible.

Also, just as a helpful tip, entering any smack thread with a buddy icon of a minifigure without pants on is generally not a good idea :P
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| February 24, 2015, 1:17 pm
Quoting Bane of Happiness and Misery (Julia LeeP)
Also, just as a helpful tip, entering any smack thread with a buddy icon of a minifigure without pants on is generally not a good idea :P


This is my favorite comment of the thread, and probably will continue to be...smack on.

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| February 24, 2015, 2:32 pm
Quoting Bane of Happiness and Misery (Julia LeeP)
Quoting Commander Bricks
Huh either way it's girly!
Please keep your comments free of sex*sm, if at all possible.

Also, just as a helpful tip, entering any smack thread with a buddy icon of a minifigure without pants on is generally not a good idea :P

There is so much room for male bravado in this comment.
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| February 24, 2015, 2:47 pm
Quoting Bane of Happiness and Misery (Julia LeeP)
Quoting Mr. Cab
Smack aside (not that I've actually smacked yet), why do people always think that calling someone a girl is offensive?
It isn't, of course, it's a compliment :D Even Bricky has to admit that a world without girls would be boring once in a while.

What Asad said here is a bit offensive, though, at least the second part. I'm a girl (duh) and while the tone he took on was a bit sex*st, I can't say that I have any fuzzy feelings for the products he degraded. I don't have a single Friends set, Barbies look like complete id*ots, and Kens only exist for the sole purpose of kissing Barbies and driving them places in pink plastic cars with genetically modified flower decals.





That, and also apparently controlling Alien Power Loaders :P
ok, yeah. I'll tone it down. Sorry Julia.

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| February 24, 2015, 2:57 pm
Quoting Bane of Happiness and Misery (Julia LeeP)
Also, just as a helpful tip, entering any smack thread with a buddy icon of a minifigure without pants on is generally not a good idea :P

Not sure if you noticed, but that's a yellow space suit. = |
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| February 24, 2015, 2:58 pm
Quoting Commander Bricks
Huh either way it's girly!

Waiter? Can I have a swift strike to the rear to go with this child's s*xism?
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| February 24, 2015, 3:11 pm
Quoting Tim W.
Not sure if you noticed, but that's a yellow space suit. = |
Of course I did, I was just making a joke at his expense.

Although I will admit that when I first saw his buddy icon I did think it was of some sort of partial-LEGO-nudist :P
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| February 24, 2015, 3:13 pm
Quoting Bane of Asad ok, yeah. I'll tone it down. Sorry Julia.
It's fine, I know you didn't mean it that way :) I just wanted to speak up before it became an... issue :P...
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| February 24, 2015, 3:34 pm
Quoting Bane of Happiness and Misery (Julia LeeP)
Quoting Bane of Asad ok, yeah. I'll tone it down. Sorry Julia.
It's fine, I know you didn't mean it that way :) I just wanted to speak up before it became an... issue :P...
Not like on the MDF homepage, where pretty much everyone meant it that way XD

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| February 24, 2015, 3:47 pm
Quoting Justin M This is my favorite comment of the thread, and probably will continue to be...smack on.
I certainly hope it won't be, but saying that this place is pretty much dead right now other than TCL teammates who are taking turns battering a KFOL and a AFOK, and a discussion on sex*sm and the homepages of Tourney teams, it might end up that way :P
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| February 24, 2015, 4:19 pm
Quoting Grant Davis
@ this whole thread so far.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0

I quote you when you said "this whole thread so far."

By that logic all comments in this are worthless and bear no resemblance to actual smack, including your well timed insult up there. Your insult is thus deemed void, because you included it into the conversation that you say is "without any smack." Also, as you entered it into this smackless thread, and included it in the ranks of poor smack, you have also insulted yourself, letting out the truth that you are a poor smacker. You have truly lowered my intelligence by gracing the smack thread with your presence.

Logic muddaflooper.
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| February 24, 2015, 4:29 pm
Quoting Bane of Chocolate (Zach)


Dude I never said that.

Get your facts before you smack.

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| February 24, 2015, 4:31 pm
Quoting Grant Davis
Quoting Bane of Chocolate (Zach)


Dude I never said that.

Get your facts before you smack.

Editing your comment?

You goofed, let yourself open to attack, and I kicked your rear in. Deal with it.
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| February 24, 2015, 4:35 pm
Quoting Grant Davis
Quoting Bane of Chocolate (Zach)




Get your facts before you smack.

Re-read your comments before you post.
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| February 24, 2015, 4:36 pm
Editing my comment?! More like you incriminating me...

Quoting Zach Lucia
HI, I'M ZACK, I'M GONNA LOOSE THE MA.


See how easy it is?
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| February 24, 2015, 4:39 pm
Quoting butthead

See how easy it is?

No, it's sick and degrading. I find it foul and unfair.
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| February 24, 2015, 4:43 pm
This is hilarious to spectate. Everyone please continue :D
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| February 24, 2015, 4:44 pm
Quoting buttheads (both of you)

Such maturity much wow
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| February 24, 2015, 4:47 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Bane of Happiness and Misery (Julia LeeP)
Please keep your comments free of sex*sm, if at all possible.

Guys and girls are different, and people don't like being called what they aren't. Nothing to do with any notions of inferiority, so let's not try and suggest that.

Anyways, civic duty aside, I'll be back later for some fun in this thread.
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| February 24, 2015, 4:47 pm
Quoting Grant Davis

See how easy it is?
Unfortunately, Zach wasn't the only one who saw your first comment with the "@ this whole thread so far." in this thread.

I have a screenshot, if that is what you need to help you wake up from your hallucination...
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| February 24, 2015, 4:48 pm
Quoting Bane of Happiness and Misery (Julia LeeP)


I have a screenshot, if that is what you need to help you wake up from your hallucination...


I have photoshop as well, thank you very much.

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| February 24, 2015, 4:50 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist

Anyways, civic duty aside, I'll be back later for some fun in this thread.

When I read this, my first thought was "Angry Neeson! AngryNeeson52!
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| February 24, 2015, 4:52 pm
Quoting Thomas .
Quoting Bane of Happiness and Misery (Julia LeeP)
Quoting Grant Davis
I have a screenshot, if that is what you need to help you wake up from your hallucination...

I'm sure. Very convenient that you just HAPPEN to take a screenshot of that comment :P

#weofsuchawesome
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| February 24, 2015, 4:53 pm
Quoting Bane of Happiness and Misery (Julia LeeP)
Quoting Grant Davis

See how easy it is?
Unfortunately, Zach wasn't the only one who saw your first comment with the "@ this whole thread so far." in this thread.

I have a screenshot, if that is what you need to help you wake up from your hallucination...

I'm sure. Very convenient that you just HAPPEN to take a screenshot of that comment :P
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| February 24, 2015, 4:53 pm
Quoting Thomas .
I'm sure. Very convenient that you just HAPPEN to take a screenshot of that comment :P
It's not that, it's that when I reload my activity bar, I'll leave the old version of that thread open and reopen a new tab instead of reloading the page. It's easier that way, at least for me.
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| February 24, 2015, 4:55 pm
Quoting Grant Davis

I have photoshop as well, thank you very much.
I have also have some sense of integrity, thank you very much.
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| February 24, 2015, 4:56 pm
Quoting Bane of Happiness and Misery (Julia LeeP)
Quoting Grant Davis

I have photoshop as well, thank you very much.
I have also have some sense of integrity, thank you very much.

Integrity? That stuffs for gurls.
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| February 24, 2015, 5:12 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Quoting Bane of Happiness and Misery (Julia LeeP)
Please keep your comments free of sex*sm, if at all possible.

Guys and girls are different, and people don't like being called what they aren't. Nothing to do with any notions of inferiority, so let's not try and suggest that.

Anyways, civic duty aside, I'll be back later for some fun in this thread.
I'll admit that, by the dictionary definition, I definitely misused that word.

Where I live, at least, though, the word "girly" doesn't mean feminine, or women-like, it means weak, d*mb, not done well, etc. The word "manly" means strong, courageous, well done, etc. Did you watch the SuperBowl, by any chance? I dislike drawing comparisons to a somewhat cheesy commercial, but this is the best example that I can think of at the present moment. So there was one commercial, #likeagirl, which began in a studio, with a voice asking a boy to "run like a girl". He ran like a dying mouse, for lack of a better analogy, squeaking and flailing weakly. The voice then asked the boy to "fight like a girl", and he started to weakly jab at a punching bag, squealing things along the lines of "don't hurt me!". (A few more examples were given, and then a young girl came in, and was told to "run like a girl", "fight like a girl", etc. She did them strongly and fiercely, and the point of the commercial is that we need to change the sex*st connotations with the words "girl", but that isn't really my point). How the boy responded to the prompt "like a girl" is how that phrase, and the word "girly" is generally used, at least from what I've seen so far.

There is a chance that I might have been misunderstanding Commander, but from what I could tell, he used girly, implying weak, d*mb, etc.- not the dictionary definition. I doubt you'd see him using "manly" in a similar way.
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| February 24, 2015, 5:12 pm
Quoting Bane of Chocolate (Zach)
Integrity? That stuffs for gurls.
And for intelligent boyz who want to keep their heads around a certain venomous dictatress :P
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| February 24, 2015, 5:23 pm
Quoting Bane of Happiness and Misery (Julia LeeP)
Quoting Bane of Chocolate (Zach)
Integrity? That stuffs for gurls.
And for intelligent boyz who want to keep their heads around a certain venomous dictatress :P

Intelligence is for gurls.
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| February 24, 2015, 5:27 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Bane of Happiness and Misery (Julia LeeP)

Haha, fair enough. I just see femininity under attack so much, with certain groups espousing that women need to act more like men, that I like to make sure that no one implies that "girliness" is a bad thing.

I have to stop being so understanding in this thread. Gotta go find my game...
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| February 24, 2015, 5:34 pm
Quoting Bane of Chocolate (Zach)
Intelligence is for gurls.

Explains a lot about your test scores. ;)
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| February 24, 2015, 5:36 pm
Quoting Tim W.
Explains a lot about your test scores. ;)

Yeah, a 98% average is a bit disappointing.
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| February 24, 2015, 5:37 pm
Quoting Zach Lucia
Yeah, a 98% average is a bit disappointing.

Of course! I'm surprised you were able to realize that!
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| February 24, 2015, 5:40 pm
Quoting Bane of Chocolate (Zach)
Intelligence is for gurls.

Quoting Zach Lucia
Yeah, a 98% average is a bit disappointing.

The evidence shows you claim to be a female.
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| February 24, 2015, 5:42 pm
Quoting Tim W.
Of course! I'm surprised you were able to realize that!

Says the guy with an average of 0 % :P
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| February 24, 2015, 5:42 pm
Quoting Tim W.
Of course! I'm surprised you were able to realize that!

Oh well, I guess it's better than your single digit I.Q.
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| February 24, 2015, 5:42 pm
Quoting Thomas .
Quoting Zach Lucia
Yeah, a 98% average is a bit disappointing.

The evidence shows you claim to be a female.

Hmmm, you just used femininity as an insult

JUUUUULIA!
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| February 24, 2015, 5:44 pm
Quoting Bane of Asad
Says the guy with an average of 0 % :P

Actually, I have an average 99%
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| February 24, 2015, 5:45 pm
Quoting Tim W.
Actually, I have an average 99%

Cheating will do that for you.
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| February 24, 2015, 5:45 pm
Quoting Zach Lucia
The evidence shows you claim to be a female.

Hmmm, you just used femininity as an insult

JUUUUULIA!

Yes, I would expect you to have an extensive knowledge on the subject of femininity.
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| February 24, 2015, 5:46 pm
Quoting Zach Lucia
Oh well, I guess it's better than your single digit I.Q.

Try adding two more digits and you'll be closer the truth. ;)
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| February 24, 2015, 5:47 pm
Quoting Tim W.
Try adding two more digits and you'll be closer the truth. ;)

Your IQ is .001?
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| February 24, 2015, 5:49 pm
Quoting Thomas .
Hmmm, you just used femininity as an insult

JUUUUULIA!

Yes, I would expect you to have an extensive knowledge on the subject of femininity.

It's not hard for me to have more knowledge than you, after all, your mommy has to put a paper bag over your head before she kisses you good night.
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| February 24, 2015, 5:49 pm
Quoting Zach Lucia
Cheating will do that for you.

Oh, I didn't realize cheating was another word for studying.
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| February 24, 2015, 5:49 pm
Quoting Bane of Asad
Your IQ is .001?

Try adding 143.999 and you'll be on the dot.
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| February 24, 2015, 5:52 pm
Quoting Tim W.
Try adding 143.999 and you'll be on the dot.

You do it, I wanna see you try math without a calculator.
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| February 24, 2015, 5:53 pm
Quoting Quinn Beeson At least her mommy can kiss her. Your mom wears a biohazard suit just to be by you.
If Zach knows nothing else, he does know that Thomas isn't a girl, something which you apparently still have to learn.

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| February 24, 2015, 5:54 pm
Quoting Quinn Beeson
At least her mommy can kiss her. Your mom wears a biohazard suit just to be by you.

Yep, she has to have awesomeness protection at all times.
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| February 24, 2015, 5:59 pm
Quoting Zach Lucia
You do it, I wanna see you try math without a calculator.

The answer is 144, though I think you were using that question as a way to get out of doing the math yourself.
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| February 24, 2015, 6:01 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Tim W.
Try adding 143.999 and you'll be on the dot.

Dude, only 144? The free online test gave me 152. ;)
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| February 24, 2015, 6:01 pm
Quoting Zach Lucia
Yep, she has to have protection at all times.

It's a good thing nobody here edits comments.
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| February 24, 2015, 6:03 pm
Quoting Tim W.
The answer is 144, though I think you were using that question as a way to get out of doing the math yourself.

It was 6:01 (MOCpages time) when you replied, it takes an average of one minute to see that someone has replied to you in a group, I replied at 5:53, that means you took at least five minutes attempting to figure out the problem. Math and logic rolled into one, and you can't disprove it.
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| February 24, 2015, 6:04 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Dude, only 144? The free online test gave me 152. ;)

Good for you! However, mine wasn't online. ;P
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| February 24, 2015, 6:05 pm
Quoting Thomas of Tortuga It's a good thing nobody here edits comments.
Ignoring your sarcasm, people do. Either to cover up their own faults after someone has attacked them, or to make their comments clearer for those of lower intelligence.
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| February 24, 2015, 6:08 pm
Quoting Zach Lucia
It was 6:01 (MOCpages time) when you replied, it takes an average of one minute to see that someone has replied to you in a group, I replied at 5:53, that means you took at least five minutes attempting to figure out the problem. Math and logic rolled into one, and you can't disprove it.

Those five minutes were used to decide whether or not I should tell you the answer or let you figure it out for yourself.
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| February 24, 2015, 6:08 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Thomas of Tortuga
It's a good thing nobody here edits comments.

Let's keep this PG... I'll be sending your mom back soon to keep an eye on you.
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| February 24, 2015, 6:09 pm
Quoting Tim W.
Those five minutes were used to decide whether or not I should tell you the answer or let you figure it out for yourself.

Says who? You can't prove anything, every bit of evidence and logic says that you had to do the problem yourself.

You just lost this smack battle pal.
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| February 24, 2015, 6:11 pm
Quoting Zach Lucia
Says who? You can't prove anything, every bit of evidence and logic says that you had to do the problem yourself.

You just lost this smack battle pal.

Ok, you win, I just hope your bite is as potent as your bark. ;)
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| February 24, 2015, 6:20 pm
Quoting Tim W.
Ok, you win, I just hope your bite is as potent as your bark. ;)

It certainly is, my bite has just sent you running with you tail in between your legs.
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| February 24, 2015, 6:21 pm
Quoting Bane of Chocolate (Zach)
It certainly is, my bite has just sent you running with you tail in between your legs.

That was no bite, it was a bark, you should learn the difference.
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| February 24, 2015, 6:26 pm
Quoting Tim W.
That was no bite, it was a bark, you should learn the difference.

I know the difference, and I can do math!
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| February 24, 2015, 6:29 pm
Quoting Bane of Chocolate (Zach)
I know the difference, and I can do math!

Now you're just defending yourself, you couldn't talk good smack if you collection of megabloks depended on it.
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| February 24, 2015, 7:16 pm
Quoting Soccer Socks
Now you're just defending yourself, you couldn't talk good smack if you collection of megabloks depended on it.

U r a bad smacker.
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| February 24, 2015, 7:19 pm
Quoting Soccer Socks
IKR? I need some practice though. Anyway, you're the bane of chocolate? Or is that the bane of po*p?

Hypocrite!

How dare you! You go an accuse me of cowardice and an inability to smack because I defend my self, and here you go defending yourself from me! Pathetic.
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| February 24, 2015, 7:29 pm
Quoting Soccer Socks
IKR? I need some practice though. Anyway, you're the bane of chocolate? Or is that the bane of po*p?

Oh now, why was that comment deleted? Did you think I wouldn't be able to catch you in the act?


Soccer socks is a potty mouth!
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| February 24, 2015, 7:31 pm
Quoting Bane of Chocolate (Zach)
U r a bad smacker.

The only thing I can smack on is food. So, you're antisocial, huh? I bet you talk to yourself while building w/ your legos. What's your imaginary friend's name?
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| February 24, 2015, 7:32 pm
Quoting Soccer Socks
The only thing I can smack on is food. So, you're antisocial, huh? I bet you talk to yourself while building w/ your legos. What's your imaginary friend's name?

Sure do! I have a m*r*nic friend named Soccer Socks, he is one of the d**best people I know!
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| February 24, 2015, 7:33 pm
Quoting Bane of Chocolate (Zach)
Oh now, why was that comment deleted? Did you think I wouldn't be able to catch you in the act?


Soccer socks is a potty mouth!

You didn't see anything, because you probably have glasses (no offense to my brothers).
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| February 24, 2015, 7:34 pm
Quoting Zach Lucia
Sure do! I have a m*r*nic friend named Soccer Socks, he is one of the d**best people I know!

I don't know any GUY that goes by the name of Soccer socks, if I did, he would probably be very intelligent and get STRAIGHT A's in school.
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| February 24, 2015, 7:35 pm
Quoting Soccer Socks
I don't know any GUY that goes by the name of Soccer socks, if I did, he would probably be very intelligent and get STRAIGHT A's in school.

But I do, and he's a m*r*n.
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| February 24, 2015, 7:36 pm
Quoting Soccer Socks The only thing I can smack on is food. What's your imaginary friend's name?
Bob Clarence Eliot Jr.

But that's not the point. You say that the only thing you can smack on is food, and no, you don't smack on food. What you attempt at smacking at is bathroom humor, and even that you fa!l at, unfortunately, unless you're implying that chocolate looks like the word "poop," in which case you need glasses.
Quoting Soccer Socks So, you're antisocial, huh? I bet you talk to yourself while building w/ your legos.
Yes, Zach is antisocial, but I'm afraid I don't know what you reference to by "legos"- some kind of clone brand?

(Oh, and by the way, I advise you to look up the definition of antisocial. Just because someone is antisocial does not mean he/she has hallucinations, nor does it mean he/she is friendless or lonely, if that is what you're implying.)
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| February 24, 2015, 7:39 pm
Don't think I'm finished with you, I have important business to attend to, and no, it has nothing to do with the bathroom.
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| February 24, 2015, 7:40 pm
Quoting Bane of Happiness and Misery (Julia LeeP)
Quoting Soccer Socks The only thing I can smack on is food. What's your imaginary friend's name?
Bob Clarence Eliot Jr.

But that's not the point. You say that the only thing you can smack on is food, and no, you don't smack on food. What you attempt at smacking at is bathroom humor, and even that you fa!l at, unfortunately, unless you're implying that chocolate looks like the word "poop," in which case you need glasses.
Quoting Soccer Socks So, you're antisocial, huh? I bet you talk to yourself while building w/ your legos.
Yes, Zach is antisocial, but I'm afraid I don't know what you reference to by "legos"- some kind of clone brand?

(Oh, and by the way, I advise you to look up the definition of antisocial. Just because someone is antisocial does not mean he/she has hallucinations, nor does it mean he/she is friendless or lonely, if that is what you're implying.)

The word "chocolate" is not what looks like po*p, it is chocolate itself that looks like po*p,
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| February 24, 2015, 7:42 pm
Quoting Soccer Socks
Don't think I'm finished with you, I have important business to attend to, and no, it has nothing to do with the bathroom.
Okay. I'll sit here quivering in my magical blue polka-dotted socks in the meantime in horrified anticipation of the next round of potty jokes.
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| February 24, 2015, 7:43 pm
Quoting Soccer Socks
Don't think I'm finished with you, I have important business to attend to, and no, it has nothing to do with the bathroom.

Before you finish you may want to start. Just sayin.
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| February 24, 2015, 7:43 pm
Quoting Soccer Socks
The word "chocolate" is not what looks like po*p, it is chocolate itself that looks like po*p,

O.o what kind of chocolate have you been eating?
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| February 24, 2015, 7:43 pm
Quoting Soccer Socks
The word "chocolate" is not what looks like po*p, it is chocolate itself that looks like po*p,

Dude, your dumps come out in bars? Ouch. Total respect.
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| February 24, 2015, 7:44 pm
Quoting Soccer Socks
The word "chocolate" is not what looks like po*p, it is chocolate itself that looks like po*p,
If you think that chocolate looks like poop, you definitely need glasses.
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| February 24, 2015, 7:45 pm
 Group admin 
I gotta say, it's impressive how many devout Christians are throwing down the gauntlet in here. Missing the floor, but props for trying all the same. Hopefully you can bring the same ferocity to your entries.
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| February 24, 2015, 7:50 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
I gotta say, it's impressive how many devout Christians are throwing down the gauntlet in here. Missing the floor, but props for trying all the same. Hopefully you can bring the same ferocity to your entries.

:)
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| February 24, 2015, 7:52 pm
Quoting Soccer Socks
You didn't see anything, because you probably have glasses (no offense to my brothers).
If he had glasses, why the heck would that keep him from seeing well?

And no, he doesn't have glasses.

Although it's evident that you need some.
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| February 24, 2015, 7:53 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
I gotta say, it's impressive how many devout Christians are throwing down the gauntlet in here. Missing the floor, but props for trying all the same. Hopefully you can bring the same ferocity to your entries.

Do, or do not, there is no try.
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| February 24, 2015, 7:54 pm
Quoting Zach Lucia
Dude, your dumps come out in bars? Ouch. Total respect.
I am laughing so hard right now. Like, I'm laughing harder than those bars must be.
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| February 24, 2015, 10:49 pm
Sheesh, why is everybody ganging up on me? You guys must have a strong team, no joke. Just so you know, I'm totally playing around with this whole thing, no hard feelings.
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| February 25, 2015, 12:41 pm
Quoting Bane of Happiness and Misery (Julia LeeP)
If he had glasses, why the heck would that keep him from seeing well?

And no, he doesn't have glasses.

Although it's evident that you need some.
You're kidding right, or are you actually a jerk like this?

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| February 25, 2015, 12:42 pm
Quoting Soccer Socks
Sheesh, why is everybody ganging up on me? You guys must have a strong team, no joke. Just so you know, I'm totally playing around with this whole thing, no hard feelings.

Well, we won't smack each other, were a team.
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| February 25, 2015, 2:55 pm
Quoting Soccer Socks
Sheesh, why is everybody ganging up on me? You guys must have a strong team, no joke. Just so you know, I'm totally playing around with this whole thing, no hard feelings.
It's 'cuz Zach, Asad and I are on the same team, and of course ;)

Hopefully nobody comes into the smack thread intending to actually hurt someone. (Plus, it would be kind of hard to hurt someone's feelings through using bathroom humor :P)

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| February 25, 2015, 3:01 pm
Quoting Julia LeeP
Quoting Soccer Socks
Sheesh, why is everybody ganging up on me? You guys must have a strong team, no joke. Just so you know, I'm totally playing around with this whole thing, no hard feelings.
It's 'cuz Zach, Asad and I are on the same team, and of course ;)

Hopefully nobody comes into the smack thread intending to actually hurt someone. (Plus, it would be kind of hard to hurt someone's feelings through using bathroom humor :P)

I should have started out with something actually funny, usually I don't use potty humor. Anyway, back to smacking.
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| February 25, 2015, 3:17 pm
Oh and just for people who don't know, I am girl.
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| February 25, 2015, 3:20 pm
Quoting Soccer Socks
I should have started out with something actually funny, usually I don't use potty humor. Anyway, back to smacking.
Wait, you were smacking before?

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| February 25, 2015, 3:44 pm
Quoting Julia LeeP
Quoting Soccer Socks
I should have started out with something actually funny, usually I don't use potty humor. Anyway, back to smacking.
Wait, you were smacking before?

Here we go again, yes, but you couldn't tell the difference between a smack and a slap.
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| February 25, 2015, 3:45 pm
Quoting Soccer Socks
Here we go again, yes, but you couldn't tell the difference between a smack and a slap.
Saying that they mean pretty much the exact same thing, there would be a good reason for that.
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| February 25, 2015, 3:52 pm
Quoting Julia LeeP
Quoting Soccer Socks
Here we go again, yes, but you couldn't tell the difference between a smack and a slap.
Saying that they mean pretty much the exact same thing, there would be a good reason for that.

A smack is a response to something someone said, a slap is a response to something someone did.
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| February 25, 2015, 4:05 pm
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Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
I gotta say, it's impressive how many devout Christians are throwing down the gauntlet in here. Missing the floor, but props for trying all the same. Hopefully you can bring the same ferocity to your entries.

So when "Yo Mama" jokes fail, you attempt underhanded irony instead? Alas for smack.

But in our case, I suppose you're 100% right. My gauntlets DID completely miss the floor, because they landed smack on your feet. I seem to recall you loosing your footing twice in a row after that. I hope your toes are feeling better now, because your fingers never seemed to have the touch. ;)
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| February 25, 2015, 4:47 pm
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Quoting Ian Spacek
So when "Yo Mama" jokes fail, you attempt underhanded irony instead? Alas for smack.

But in our case, I suppose you're 100% right. My gauntlets DID completely miss the floor, because they landed smack on your feet. I seem to recall you loosing your footing twice in a row after that.

Geez, they're like moths to my flame over here. Looks like you're about to get burned by my brilliance...

Anyways, I was just rolling on the floor, laughing at your ineptitude. Hard to keep a straight face when someone thinks throwing gauntlets at your feet is intimidating.
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| February 25, 2015, 5:01 pm
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Quoting Soccer Socks
You're kidding right, or are you actually a jerk like this?

Every comment in this thread is meant to be in jest, so don't take anything personally. If anyone does start throwing around comments which you feel are uncalled for, either leave the thread to cool down or get the judges' input.
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| February 25, 2015, 5:04 pm
Quoting Soccer Socks
Quoting Bane of Happiness and Misery (Julia LeeP)
If he had glasses, why the heck would that keep him from seeing well?

And no, he doesn't have glasses.

Although it's evident that you need some.
You're kidding right, or are you actually a jerk like this?

This is the smack thread. Those who can't take it must cower in the corner, never to brave the smack again.
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| February 25, 2015, 5:04 pm
I'm back from my besties house! Now to fun!
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| February 25, 2015, 5:11 pm
Quoting Zach Lucia
I'm back from my besties house! Now to fun!

Yay!
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| February 25, 2015, 5:16 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Anyways, I was just rolling on the floor, laughing at your ineptitude. Hard to keep a straight face when someone thinks throwing gauntlets at your feet is intimidating.

Of course you can't keep a straight face, yours is too contorted! You seem to have forgotten the two gauntlets I gave you to the face before throwing them on your toes. Perhaps I knocked you a little too hard. Either way, you're right about one thing: you were left rolling on the floor.
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| February 25, 2015, 5:29 pm
Quoting Soccer Socks
Quoting Bane of Happiness and Misery (Julia LeeP)
If he had glasses, why the heck would that keep him from seeing well?

And no, he doesn't have glasses.

Although it's evident that you need some.
You're kidding right, or are you actually a jerk like this?
This is called the smack thread for a reason :) No insults or arguments here are meant to be taken seriously.
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| February 25, 2015, 7:47 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Ian Spacek
Of course you can't keep a straight face, yours is too contorted! You seem to have forgotten the two gauntlets I gave you to the face before throwing them on your toes. Perhaps I knocked you a little too hard. Either way, you're right about one thing: you were left rolling on the floor.

Come now, physical smack? Sigh, I was hoping we'd set a good example for the kiddos. Not a "I punch your face" "oh yeah? I kick your shin" kick of narrative. Then again, I shouldn't be surprised. After all, those without the wit for diplomacy resort to violence.
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| February 25, 2015, 7:58 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Come now, physical smack? Sigh, I was hoping we'd set a good example for the kiddos. Not a "I punch your face" "oh yeah? I kick your shin" kick of narrative. Then again, I shouldn't be surprised. After all, those without the wit for diplomacy resort to violence.

Only nerds use big words.
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| February 25, 2015, 8:06 pm
Quoting Commander Bricks
Only n3rds use big words.

Hmmm, your spectacular inability to comprehend the magnitude of the excessive range of my degrading speech to humiliate small children reveals that your presence is not required anywhere near the vicinity of this conversation between friends in a bantering form.

In layman's terms.


You are a layman.
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| February 25, 2015, 9:17 pm
Quoting Commander Bricks
Only nerds use big words.

You do know that calling someone a nerd is a compliment, right?
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| February 25, 2015, 9:17 pm
Quoting Zach Lucia
Hmmm, your spectacular inability to comprehend the magnitude of the excessive range of my degrading speech to humiliate small children reveals that your presence is not required anywhere near the vicinity of this conversation between friends in a bantering form.

In layman's terms.


You are a layman.

At least I don't have to use a whole paraghraph to tell someone the're a layone.
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| February 25, 2015, 9:20 pm
Quoting Commander Bricks
At least I don't have to use a whole paraghraph to tell someone the're a layone.

I never tell anyone they are a layone.
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| February 25, 2015, 9:21 pm
Quoting Zach Lucia
I never tell anyone they are a layone.

Me neither.
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| February 25, 2015, 9:25 pm
Quoting Commander Bricks
Me neither.

Good for you. Do you want a medal for trying?
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| February 25, 2015, 9:26 pm
Quoting Zach Lucia
Good for you. Do you want a medal for trying?

yeeah no
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| February 25, 2015, 9:27 pm
Quoting Commander Bricks
yeeah no

Yeah no? What is that? Some alien way to attempt to communicate sarcasm? Or is it just trying to communicate?

Don't worry. We are a peaceful. I'm not sure if you know what I'm saying, but I mean no harm.
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| February 25, 2015, 9:29 pm
Quoting Zach Lucia
Yeah no? What is that? Some alien way to attempt to communicate sarcasm? Or is it just trying to communicate?

Don't worry. We are a peaceful. I'm not sure if you know what I'm saying, but I mean no harm.

The fleebnorks of planet dum called they want their mocs back!
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| February 25, 2015, 9:53 pm
Quoting Commander Bricks
The fleebnorks of planet called they want their mocs back!

Then you may want to give them back.
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| February 25, 2015, 9:55 pm
Quoting Zach Lucia
Then you may want to give them back.
Okay good night!

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| February 25, 2015, 10:13 pm
Quoting Commander Bricks
Quoting Zach Lucia
Then you may want to give them back.
Okay good night!

Nighty night.




Layman.
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| February 25, 2015, 10:14 pm
Captain Nemo
P. Andrei
Dead Frog
Brick Vader
Grant Davis

YOU SHALL ALL LOOSE.
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| February 26, 2015, 12:19 am
Quoting Grant Davis
Captain Nemo
P. Andrei
Dead Frog
Brick Vader
Grant Davis

YOU SHALL ALL LOOSE.

Oh dear! We are loose! Whatever shall we do?
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| February 26, 2015, 1:15 am
Quoting Zach Lucia
Oh dear! We are loose! Whatever shall we do?


I'm really trying hard not responding to this... Hint: it's got something to do with a screwdriver. :))
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| February 26, 2015, 2:33 am
Quoting P. Andrei

I'm really trying hard not responding to this...

You failed.
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| February 26, 2015, 6:02 am
Quoting Bane of Asad
You failed.


Only partially haha. Either way, I'm gonna let you banelings rule the snack thread, I'll be ruling the building part. :)
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| February 26, 2015, 6:15 am
Quoting Quinn Beeson

Ruling the building parts? Us potatoes have more building skills in our pinky then you have in your entire body.

Potatoes don't have pinkies. Unless you're referring to that puny little KFOL team that signed up earlier.
On the other hand, I hope none of you use your entire body to build... Although if you did, that would explain the teeth marks on your bricks.
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| February 26, 2015, 10:47 am
Quoting Quinn Beeson
Puny? I'll have you know that we Hard Boiled Potatoes have the contest in the bag. You only have your head in a bag, because you got beat by 4 TFOLs and a KFOL.

Potatoes are made for mashing.
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| February 26, 2015, 2:57 pm
Quoting Quinn Beeson
Puny? I'll have you know that we Hard Boiled Potatoes have the contest in the bag. You only have your head in a bag, because you got beat by 4 TFOLs and a KFOL.

You haven't beaten us, because the contest hasn't started yet. But let me tell you, if you want to survive next month, I suggest you "bag" up. :P
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| February 26, 2015, 6:51 pm
Quoting Asad .
Potatoes are made for mashing.

And the Leviathans are here to mash.
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| February 26, 2015, 6:53 pm
Quoting P. Andrei

Only partially haha. Either way, I'm gonna let you banelings rule the snack thread, I'll be ruling the building part. :)

Amen. Join me as a smack thread spectator ;D
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| February 26, 2015, 10:08 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
And the Leviathans are here to mash.

Well you'll be gnashing your teeth trying to figure out what in the world you're going to build build for that impossible category you'll end up with. 300th comment, Oh yeah!
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| February 26, 2015, 10:08 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
And the Leviathans are here to mash.

Wrong. The Cuddly Leviathans are here to cuddle their mommis and s*ck their thumbs like babies. The Builders of the Brick Table are here to kick butt.
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| February 26, 2015, 10:11 pm
Quoting Grant Davis
Get your facts before you smack.

Smack, Smack, Smack...
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| February 26, 2015, 10:17 pm
Quoting Quinn Beeson
Puny? I'll have you know that we Hard Boiled Potatoes have the contest in the bag. You only have your head in a bag, because you got beat by 4 TFOLs and a KFOL.

The only thing the "Hard Boiled Potatoes" are good for is the amusement of real smackers.
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| February 26, 2015, 10:20 pm
Quoting Soccer Socks
Well you'll be gnashing your teeth trying to figure out what in the world you're going to build build for that impossible category you'll end up with. 300th comment, Oh yeah!

How is this in any way a bad thing for me? If anything, saying that there is an impossible category is a smack against the judges. Plus, every team gets the same categories. And when you wind up with the same "impossible" category as me, tell your pulverized teeth I don't feel sorry.
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| February 26, 2015, 11:12 pm
Quoting Justin M
Smack, Smack, Smack...

This is the smack thread, not the spam thread.
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| February 26, 2015, 11:13 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
This is the smack thread, not the spam thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZio278IKGI
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| February 26, 2015, 11:25 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
How is this in any way a bad thing for me? If anything, saying that there is an impossible category is a smack against the judges. Plus, every team gets the same categories. And when you wind up with the same "impossible" category as me, tell your pulverized teeth I don't feel sorry.
Your one-tract mind couldn't compete with the imaginative brain of me, I look forward to seeing your mouth full of missing teeth. While you're still pondering what to build I'll be taking my time on an insightful build.

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| February 27, 2015, 10:23 am

:P:P:P
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| February 27, 2015, 10:25 am
Quoting Soccer Socks
Quoting Mr. Cab
How is this in any way a bad thing for me? If anything, saying that there is an impossible category is a smack against the judges. Plus, every team gets the same categories. And when you wind up with the same "impossible" category as me, tell your pulverized teeth I don't feel sorry.
Your one-tract mind couldn't compete with the imaginative brain of me, I look forward to seeing your mouth full of missing teeth. While you're still pondering what to build I'll be taking my time on an insightful build.
But with a one-tract mind comes determination, and with determination comes skill, and with skill comes rewards. You don't seem to have any of those.

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| February 27, 2015, 10:28 am
Quoting Asad .
Quoting Soccer Socks
Quoting Mr. Cab
How is this in any way a bad thing for me? If anything, saying that there is an impossible category is a smack against the judges. Plus, every team gets the same categories. And when you wind up with the same "impossible" category as me, tell your pulverized teeth I don't feel sorry.
Your one-tract mind couldn't compete with the imaginative brain of me, I look forward to seeing your mouth full of missing teeth. While you're still pondering what to build I'll be taking my time on an insightful build.
But with a one-tract mind comes determination, and with determination comes skill, and with skill comes rewards. You don't seem to have any of those.

But of all of your team's one tract mind is with medieval build, when one sci-fi category comes along, will you be able to deliver a good product or will it just look like a futuristic castle?
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| February 27, 2015, 10:38 am
Quoting Soccer Socks
But of all of your team's one tract mind is with medieval build, when one sci-fi category comes along, will you be able to deliver a good product or will it just look like a futuristic castle?

Hahahaha. In our team's category thread, were all begging for a sci-fi category.
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| February 27, 2015, 10:49 am
Seriously guys? You don't have anything better to do than smack talk on MOCpages? Pitiable!
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| February 27, 2015, 11:34 am
Quoting Mr. Cab
This is the smack thread, not the spam thread.

The thread does not state if the definition of smack is either the "physical smack" or "smack talk". It seems I'm not spamming, but instead I'm smacking.
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| February 27, 2015, 3:37 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Thomas .
The only thing the "Hard Boiled Potatoes" are good for is the amusement of real smackers.

Didn't you say you were a "smack talk spectator"? I didn't know that that was synonymous with "peanut gallery."
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| February 27, 2015, 3:40 pm
Quoting Noel ~
Seriously guys? You don't have anything better to do than smack talk on MOCpages? Pitiable!
You are trying to smack those who are smacking by saying that they are pitiable, and, in turn, you are smacking yourself. Now, excuse me for saying as such, but that is much more pitiable than regular smacking.
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| February 27, 2015, 3:43 pm
Quoting Julia LeeP
Quoting Noel ~
Seriously guys? You don't have anything better to do than smack talk on MOCpages? Pitiable!
You are trying to smack those who are smacking by saying that they are pitiable, and, in turn, you are smacking yourself. Now, excuse me for saying as such, but that is much more pitiable than regular smacking.

And yet you failed to realize that I realized that I was being ironic.
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| February 27, 2015, 3:45 pm
I'm going to leave this thread to the "real smacker" *scoffs*, and get focused on some real lego.
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| February 27, 2015, 3:45 pm
Quoting Soccer Socks
I'm going to leave this thread to the "real smacker" *scoffs*, and get focused on some real lego.
What is lego? Some kind of clone brand?

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| February 27, 2015, 3:57 pm
Quoting Noel ~
And yet you failed to realize that I realized that I was being ironic.
But of course. I didn't realize that you had the mental capacity to realize that your statement was ironic, but if you indeed did, all my congratulations.
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| February 27, 2015, 4:01 pm
Quoting Noel ~
Seriously guys? You don't have anything better to do than smack talk on MOCpages? Pitiable!

IKR? The only thing less productive and more pitiable is to try to argue with people who are already smacking.
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| February 27, 2015, 6:32 pm
Quoting Soccer Socks
But of all of your team's one tract mind is with medieval build, when one sci-fi category comes along, will you be able to deliver a good product or will it just look like a futuristic castle?

http://mocpages.com/moc.php/381332
http://mocpages.com/moc.php/395069
http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/379718
Next time, do some research before you make assumptions.
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| February 27, 2015, 6:35 pm
Quoting Justin M
The thread does not state if the definition of smack is either the "physical smack" or "smack talk". It seems I'm not spamming, but instead I'm smacking.

The only thing hurt by your smack is your own reputation.
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| February 27, 2015, 6:37 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
http://mocpages.com/moc.php/381332
http://mocpages.com/moc.php/395069
http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/379718
Next time, do some research before you make assumptions.

You can add this to that list as well:
http://mocpages.com/moc.php/399890
http://mocpages.com/moc.php/390611
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| February 27, 2015, 6:39 pm
Quoting Soccer Socks
I'm going to leave this thread to the "real smacker" *scoffs*, and get focused on some real lego.

Alright, see you from the finish line.
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| February 27, 2015, 6:46 pm
Me and my team be's gonna posting mocs like this:http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/407645

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!
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| February 27, 2015, 8:26 pm
Quoting Grant Davis
Me and my team be's gonna posting mocs like this:http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/407645

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!

If that's the case, your team's gonna lose.
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| February 27, 2015, 8:32 pm
Quoting Asad .
You can add this to that list as well:
http://mocpages.com/moc.php/399890
http://mocpages.com/moc.php/390611

Ooh, last year I got fives and fours on a none castle build.
http://mocpages.com/moc.php/384470
Statistics don't lie. Nor do judges.
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| February 27, 2015, 10:22 pm
Quoting Quinn Beeson
Puny? I'll have you know that we Hard Boiled Potatoes have the contest in the bag. You only have your head in a bag, because you got beat by 4 TFOLs and a KFOL.

Um Quinn actually you do know that we don't have a chance because I have the most liked most popular creation out of all of the team so yeeah we don't have a chance.
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| February 27, 2015, 10:29 pm
Well hard boiled potatoes is going to do this for the win, only a short time until all is revealed!
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| February 27, 2015, 11:55 pm
Quoting Commander Bricks
Um Quinn actually you do know that we don't have a chance because I have the most liked most popular creation out of all of the team so yeeah we don't have a chance.

The youngest team members are often the wisest. Your team should listen to you, out of all the comments posted by the Hard-Boiled Potatoes in this thread, only this one contains the truth.
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| February 28, 2015, 2:09 am
Here come the categories! And the whiners and complainers and the butt kickers and the MOC flippers and the " can I use last years entries " questions and the " I didn't get enough points" yellers and the... Well, you get the idea.

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| February 28, 2015, 9:34 am
Quoting Mr. Cab
The youngest team members are often the wisest. Your team should listen to you, out of all the comments posted by the Hard-Boiled Potatoes in this thread, only this one contains the truth.


Well you see I only joined this place less than a few weeks ago so I have not gotten many views and so far I only have 4 creations on here. If you look at my LOTR gallery profile I'm actually a pretty good builder.
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| February 28, 2015, 10:32 am
Quoting (: Alexrules99 :)

Well you see I only joined this place less than a few weeks ago so I have not gotten many views and so far I only have 4 creations on here. If you look at my LOTR gallery profile I'm actually a pretty good builder.

You're better now than I was when I joined... But the thing is, I joined over a year ago, so you have a lot of catching up to do.
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| February 28, 2015, 10:34 am
Quoting (: Alexrules99 :)

Well you see I only joined this place less than a few weeks ago so I have not gotten many views and so far I only have 4 creations on here. If you look at my LOTR gallery profile I'm actually a pretty good builder.

Mr. Cab is right you have a lot of catching up to do but don't get cocky just because you good on the Lego gallery. As they have lower standards. And even if you do eventually catch up there will always be some more skilled and talented than you. I'm not saying this as a smack I'm just telling you the hard truth.
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| February 28, 2015, 12:18 pm
Quoting Commander Bricks
Mr. Cab is right you have a lot of catching up to do but don't get cocky just because you good on the Lego gallery. As they have lower standards. And even if you do eventually catch up there will always be some more skilled and talented than you. I'm not saying this as a smack I'm just telling you the hard truth.


True true. I know that it's just I have some good stuff on there and I know I have A LOT of catching up to do. Hopefully this contest can help with that. Also I'm expecting some three's on my work. I'm going all out and expect fives like some people...
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| February 28, 2015, 12:23 pm
Quoting (: Alexrules99 :)

True true. I know that it's just I have some good stuff on there and I know I have A LOT of catching up to do. Hopefully this contest can help with that. Also I'm expecting some three's on my work. I'm going all out and expect fives like some people...

Hmm 3 you could pull off 4s and 5s no. Unless your lucky and you get a good category.
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| February 28, 2015, 12:33 pm
Quoting Commander Bricks
Mr. Cab is right you have a lot of catching up to do but don't get cocky just because you good on the Lego gallery. As they have lower standards. And even if you do eventually catch up there will always be some more skilled and talented than you. I'm not saying this as a smack I'm just telling you the hard truth.

Oooh, arguments between members of the same team! I can't wait to see where this is going.
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| February 28, 2015, 7:51 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
Oooh, arguments between members of the same team! I can't wait to see where this is going.

Hahahahahaha
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| February 28, 2015, 7:51 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
Oooh, arguments between members of the same team! I can't wait to see where this is going.

:P
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| February 28, 2015, 7:53 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
Oooh, arguments between members of the same team! I can't wait to see where this is going.

I think we're done now hope you enjoyed!
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| March 1, 2015, 12:58 pm
Quoting Commander Bricks
I think we're done now hope you enjoyed!

I recommend to make the performance a bit longer for future showings, it will be more climactic that way.
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| March 1, 2015, 1:26 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
I recommend to make the performance a bit longer for future showings, it will be more climactic that way.

I like input from the viewers thank you.
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| March 1, 2015, 1:56 pm
Quoting Commander Bricks
I like input from the viewers thank you.

Also, a more heated argument would draw the viewer in more... and subtract from your building time.
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| March 1, 2015, 3:52 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Mr. Cab
I recommend to make the performance a bit longer for future showings, it will be more climactic that way.

That's what she... Sherlock Holmes would have deduced. (Almost forgot I was a judge there.)
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| March 1, 2015, 5:02 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
That's what she... Sherlock Holmes would have deduced. (Almost forgot I was a judge there.)

Shame on you. :P
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| March 1, 2015, 11:13 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
That's what she... Sherlock Holmes would have deduced. (Almost forgot I was a judge there.)

Your comment chased away all the little kiddies previously available for smacking.
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| March 4, 2015, 9:55 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
Your comment chased away all the little kiddies previously available for smacking.

Yeah like me! If you count 12 year olds.
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| March 4, 2015, 9:59 pm
Quoting Commander Bricks
Yeah like me! If you count 12 year olds.

The ratings are on maturity level. For example, you qualify as a little kiddie, while I, at thirteen, qualify as a thirteen-year-old.
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| March 4, 2015, 10:10 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
The ratings are on maturity level. For example, you qualify as a little kiddie, while I, at thirteen, qualify as a thirteen-year-old.

Cool beans.
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| March 4, 2015, 10:15 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Mr. Cab
Your comment chased away all the little kiddies previously available for smacking.

My work here is done. ;)
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| March 4, 2015, 10:33 pm
Quoting Commander Bricks
Cool beans.

I think it's funny that you weren't insulted by that. :P
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| March 4, 2015, 10:45 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
I think it's funny that you weren't insulted by that. :P

I found the irony of his mature response funny.
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| March 5, 2015, 10:54 am
Quoting matt rowntRee
I found the irony of his mature response funny.

True. But the smack thread is not there for ignoring insults. :P
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| March 5, 2015, 10:17 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
True. But the smack thread is not there for ignoring insults. :P

I didn't ignore your imature insult I merely acknowledged it.
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| March 5, 2015, 10:34 pm
Quoting Commander Bricks
I didn't ignore your imature insult I merely acknowledged it.

The fact that you didn't respond indicates that you accept my insult as the truth.
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| March 5, 2015, 10:49 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
The fact that you didn't respond indicates that you accept my insult as the truth.

I reject your reality and substitute my own. XD
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| March 5, 2015, 11:42 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
The fact that you didn't respond indicates that you accept my insult as the truth.

That is a matter of opinion.
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| March 6, 2015, 3:20 pm
Quoting Commander Bricks
That is a matter of opinion.

True.
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| March 6, 2015, 8:07 pm
Quoting Bane of Happiness and Misery (Julia LeeP)
Quoting Commander Bricks
Huh either way it's girly!
Please keep your comments free of sex*sm, if at all possible.

Also, just as a helpful tip, entering any smack thread with a buddy icon of a minifigure without pants on is generally not a good idea :P

I'm sorry if I have offended anyone and I'm nor a sex*st or a nudist. I'm going to change my space suit to red it's just that I didn't have any red space suits until recently.

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| March 30, 2015, 8:58 pm
Quoting Commander Bricks
I'm sorry if I have offended anyone and I'm nor a sex*st or a nudist. I'm going to change my space suit to red it's just that I didn't have any red space suits until recently.
Late reply is painfully late.
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| March 30, 2015, 9:43 pm
Quoting Thomas of Tortuga
Quoting Commander Bricks
I'm sorry if I have offended anyone and I'm nor a sex*st or a nudist. I'm going to change my space suit to red it's just that I didn't have any red space suits until recently.
Late reply is painfully late.

Somehow I don't feel pain right now.
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| March 30, 2015, 9:51 pm
Quoting Bane of Happiness and Misery (Julia LeeP)

Also, just as a helpful tip, entering any smack thread with a buddy icon of a minifigure without pants on is generally not a good idea :P

This is My new Fig
http://mocpages.com/moc.php/409955
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| April 1, 2015, 11:28 am
 Group admin 
Quoting Commander Bricks
I'm sorry if I have offended anyone and I'm nor a sex*st or a nudist. I'm going to change my space suit to red it's just that I didn't have any red space suits until recently.

Don't worry, I'd rather be correct than politically correct if I were you. I dig the red pants though, classic.
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| April 1, 2015, 11:41 am
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Don't worry, I'd rather be correct than politically correct if I were you. I dig the red pants though, classic.

Thanks you very much good luck in the MocAth oh wait you're a judge XD
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| April 1, 2015, 11:46 am
Looks like the judges are all done judging, I suppose the results should be out next week or so?
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| April 3, 2015, 7:49 pm
Quoting W Navarre
Looks like the judges are all done judging, I suppose the results should be out next week or so?

I would tell you my opinion but I don't converse with people who aren't smart enough to tell the difference between the smack talk three and the questions two thread.
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| April 3, 2015, 8:04 pm
Quoting Commander Bricks
I would tell you my opinion but I don't converse with people who aren't smart enough to tell the difference between the smack talk three and the questions two thread.

How ironic. I know a lot of people who wouldn't converse with people who can't spell.
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| April 3, 2015, 9:24 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
How ironic. I know a lot of people who wouldn't converse with people who can't spell.

It was a typo I was on my tablet when I was doing that.
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| April 3, 2015, 9:57 pm
Quoting Commander Bricks
It was a typo I was on my tablet when I was doing that.

I also know a lot of people who wouldn't talk to somebody who doesn't know when to put a comma or a period.
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| April 3, 2015, 9:58 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
I also know a lot of people who wouldn't talk to somebody who doesn't know when to put a comma or a period.
It was a typo Homeboy!
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| April 3, 2015, 10:02 pm
Quoting Commander Bricks
Quoting Mr. Cab
I also know a lot of people who wouldn't talk to somebody who doesn't know when to put a comma or a period.
It was a typo Homeboy!

Aaaaand another one.
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| April 3, 2015, 10:08 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
Aaaaand another one.

Good night Mr. Cab.
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| April 3, 2015, 10:15 pm
Quoting Mr. Cab
Aaaaand another one.

Whipping a dead horse here, Mr.Cab. :P
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| April 3, 2015, 10:19 pm
Quoting David .
Whipping a dead horse here, Mr.Cab. :P

This is the smack talk thread. Every mistake made will be used against the perpetrator.
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| April 3, 2015, 10:27 pm
Quoting Commander Bricks
I would tell you my opinion but I don't converse with people who aren't smart enough to tell the difference between the smack talk three and the questions two thread.

Telling someone that you won't converse with them seems a contradiction to me... Besides, just cause one asks a question here doesn't mean they don't know the difference, you have your own permission to converse with me.
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| April 4, 2015, 6:05 am
Quoting Mr. Cab
The ratings are on maturity level. For example, you qualify as a little kiddie, while I, at thirteen, qualify as a thirteen-year-old.

You're thirteen? Wow. I thought you were older than me, but I guess not. Interesting.

Quoting Anybody in this thread

Why are you still smacking when the contest is over?

Personally, I let my builds do the talking... ;)

Tally-Ho chaps!
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| April 4, 2015, 7:30 am
Quoting Nathan Pownell
Quoting Anybody in this thread

Why are you still smacking when the contest is over?

Personally, I let my builds do the talking... ;)

Tally-Ho chaps!

Ya right, I never believe someone who tells me they let their builds do the telling, besides, now that it's over theirs no need to be building, so smack away!
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| April 4, 2015, 8:27 am
Quoting W Navarre
Ya right, I never believe someone who tells me they let their builds do the telling, besides, now that it's over theirs no need to be building, so smack away!

I never believe in people who use run-on sentences.

This could go on...
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| April 4, 2015, 9:34 am
Quoting Nathan Pownell
I never believe in people who use run-on sentences.

This could go on...

You don't believe in me? You think I'm a robot :P ? Yes, your infinite sentence could go on... Mine could too :P .
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| April 4, 2015, 9:50 am
Quoting W Navarre
You don't believe in me? You think I'm a robot :P ? Yes, your infinite sentence could go on... Mine could too :P .

Are you smacking or conversing... Before I thought we were talking, but now I sense a little... Nevermind. I think if we want to chit-chat we ought to head over to the general convo thread. ;)
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| April 4, 2015, 10:03 am
Quoting Nathan Pownell
Are you smacking or conversing... Before I thought we were talking, but now I sense a little... Nevermind. I think if we want to chit-chat we ought to head over to the general convo thread. ;)

You wanna get smacked? My pleasure! I expected you'd be smarter then to write never mind as one word though (I see I was wrong, well you did say you were good at building and not talking or something like that, not sure about the first part but yup to the second), I want to know what your sensing too...
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| April 4, 2015, 11:47 am
Quoting W Navarre
You wanna get smacked? My pleasure! I expected you'd be smarter then to write never mind as one word though (I see I was wrong, well you did say you were good at building and not talking or something like that, not sure about the first part but yup to the second), I want to know what your sensing too...

Lol bro, if I wanted to get smacked I'd go up to my mom and insult her. :P
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| April 4, 2015, 5:41 pm
 Group admin 
And with that last brilliant comment, we end this year's smack talk. Don't worry, the results will be up soon and you'll have something to talk about then. ;)
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| April 4, 2015, 5:44 pm
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