This is your Decisive Action News Network, broadcasting from a dusty cellar in the World Court building, cowering in the frozen wastes of A4 waiting for the wolves to come.
So much war, why can't we be friends ?
POWER, that's why.
They understand that in the Salacot Republic, to the chagrin of the brave General Navarre. So many scalps on the island of F, can anyone stop the towering Shifu ?
The Lego League of Legends might have something to say about that, were it not for the immovable Duggonian Space Navy. Instead General von Grootveld toppled Topsy. He must not have got the memo. You know, the one that said YOU CANNOT KILL TOPSY. the DAS is displeased.
Perhaps the good people of Freedonia will do our work for us. From two powerful nations there will be one victor. Or is Private Citizen Boyle there to escape the CHAOS on the continent of D ? The people of WALL must be wishing they could, having run out of white territories to meekly assimilate.
Who will stop the CHAOS ? Not our Chief Magistrate, it would seem...
It's chaos of a different kind over on C. Starting with the good citizens of C28, who seem to have mislaid their beer. Troubling times indeed. But not for Superpowered People. They don't need beer, and if the CLC doesn't watch out they'll be bestriding the continent like a Colossus. History shows though that General Sweigart takes a lot of knocking over. He just won't stay down.
This is the new world order. Mueslixtenstein, The CCCP, M5, these are all in the dustbowl of history, nations with no people, no territory and more importantly no Orreries. You've gotta have a twirly spinny thing to survive in this crazy place.
Who's next ?
The supremely well travelled United Lycan Coalition ? This reporter reckons they won't stop until they meet the cats on B. Wolves are hungry beasts who don't mind the cold. The cats can sleep on for a while. A very short while.
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