When someone appears at the entrance of the cave, we do one of two things. One, we eat them. Two, we give them a tour. Assuming you chose option two, follow me...you know, you do look tasty...
On your left we have a quick summery of what I like. It reads,
"Age: No way I'm telling you! All you get is TFOL.
Favorite Genere: Si-fi, patriotic, and anything related to Star Wars.
Hobbies: Reading, building Lego, and SWRP.
Favorite Book: Hmm...that's a hard one. I've read so many.
Favorite Drink: Strangely enough, I don't like soda. Instead I drink Arizona sweet tea (you need to check that stuff out!)."
Speaking of sweet tea, there's the kitchen now. Feel free to look around the cave, and don't get eaten!
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