A bit about myself:
I am an AFOL, though only just.
I know kung-fu
I am a highly pessimistic cynic, so yes, I do look for a coffin when I smell flowers.
If it looks like I've ripped something off, then feel free to point it out. It may just be a latent piece of my subconscious telling me that the original creation was amazing. Or I'm a thieving ****, one of the two.
Also, I can kill you with my brain...
Note: As of 16/1/2010 All my C.O.P. stuff has officially turned rogue. All the tech that was on offer has turned against you. Enjoy.
25/1/10: Tied for first place with John Dawn and Sean Blaney in A Member Since December 7, 2007, Jake Parkinson's dropship contest and, as a reward, have been promoted to Moderator. Fear my newly accquired Banhammer!
31/1/10: Started the U.N.E. Civilian Habitation Contest. Feel free to join!
06/2/10: I have just realized that Keanu Reeves is immortal. No, I am not crazy. Just check out this video
22/02/10: Came third in Giovanni Seynhaeve's Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy contest. I don't actually care that much, I was beaten by some seriously good MOCs.
18/03/10: Due to a size comparison with my WIP Capitol ship, the Hastati has been upgraded to Carrier status.