I finaly got pictures! Some of you may have or have not realized, but my real name is not Gary, I just named my account after Gary the Pilot Man.
Quote: Gary on bridge of Star Destroyer: They're gone!
Col. Geronimo: Prepare for Light Speed!
Gary: No no no no!!!!! Lightspeed is too slow!
Col. Geronimo: Too slow?
Gary: Prepare for Ludicrous speed!
(Geronimo breaks in cold sweat, as does the crew)
Col. Geronimo: Sir, we've never-
Gary: Do it!
Geronimo over speaker: Seatbelts! Secure the deck! Cancel the 3 Ring circus! Secure the zoo animals!
(Gary flies back to the rear of the bridge.)
O.K. I got it from Spaceballs. Just put it in so someone will laugh.
Here's a joke:
What happened when Jar Jar sent his photo to the Lonely Hearts Club?
He got a note: "We're not that lonely!"
Three more jokes:
1. What did Palpatine say when he was an eye doctor?
You will pay for your lack of vision!!
2. What did Darth Vader say when he worked as a pastor?