HAHAHAHAHA. OH god I was great when I was young. Keeping this up for archive purposes. 5/8/14
Welcome to Mata Nui and Beowulf's Ledge, friend. I am Beowulf to my friends, the Hunter to my enemies. Let us hope you are not an enemy. Here in Onu-Koro we like to put or faith in the past, but I am more of a Po-Matoran, methinks. I don't sink like a stone, though I'm not the best swimmer. I leave that to the Ga-Matoran, like Macku!
I'm actually not a Toa or a Matoran. I'm actually not sure what I am. But I believe in the Three Virtues, that much is true. Well, then again, don't all Matoran, Toa, and Turaga alike follow it? Even the Rahi have some sense of understanding.
On this ledge I am a deep follower of the way of the Bionicle, not one of the tainted ones. But I stil have hope for them in my heart.
I am a true fanatic of all the toys here on Mata Nui, the smaller and more chilidish Matoran often trading with me, but I'm getting a little... mad at them. They keep on coming out with these bad-lookin' carvings and kohlii balls. I still follow the originals, and the Turaga, especially Onewa, agree with me. I can imagine Pohatu Nuva would, but he went off to visit the new land, Metru Nui, with all of the other Toa Nuva. It has been some time, though... I actually have seen quite a few visons that depict a better future for the carvers. I dearly hope it's true.
Anyhow, friend, enjoy my collection of hand-made and original creations. You can get the supplies in Po-Koro, and they sell a great carver knife in Ta-Koro. Thanks, and take a look around.
For those who have absolutely no sense of humor, ignore the "u r 2 full of yerself" attitude I have installed in my LegosŪ. It was meant to be that way, at an attempt at being humorous. I guess it failed. Miserably.