Welcome to my hole in the ground. Feel free to take a look around but be warned, I am watching. Right now all the lights are off and I am chained by my wrist to this keyboard. Everything you do on this page I instantly know. If for some reason I don't, then I am beaten with swimming noddles by the aliens that placed me here.
Before you look any farther, you must read this notice:
Warning: Hate mail, trolling, complaining, not believing this notice is real, hacking, staring at this profile for too long, annoying comments, threats, asking about me alien masters, negitive and/or false feedback of any kind, shape, or form to this account violates the laws of common sense. And violators will be prosecuted to the full extent of our abilities.
Take a look at these websites and my masters will plant a vir...I mean welcome you warmly and give you a cookie:
In my time alone where I'm not being beaten by my masters or keeping watch for the next moc video by Skullheadsoldiers on youtube to be posted, I write stories. Hoping that one day, I wont be attacked by swimming pool toys.
Have any questions then go awa...I mean, feel free to ask!