A famous quote, by yours truly. As I've shown you my Sig-Fig before, I have never shown you him.
About this creation
With custom painted Indy hat, a BrickArms M1911 pistol, sleek shades, and a toothpick stickin' outta his mouth comes the best gaurd you'll ever meet.
Known-of name: "Slick" MacMallin
Wieght: 160 Lbs.
Weapon of interest: silver-plated Colt M1911/Sawn-off MG42
Vehicle of interest: None Specified
Food of interest: Peppermint toothpick/Hershey bar (With almonds :D)
Abducted by rebels at 12, he was tortured, fought at, and trained to be a vicious killer. When I, Tracer, and my men broke in to the rebel base, we found him stangely cheering for us. At that time, the Royale Military had fewer than 20 soldiers, and I needed a gaurd. I was only *censored*, and he was around 15. He had been with the rebels for 3 years, and wanted out. He didn't remember his name, though. On our way out, rebel reinforcements arrived. He literally earned the nickname "slick" when he slipped through the closing door, thumbed the emergency open button, and got us the heck out of there. Since then, he's earned many kills, and deserves full respect, as you would respect I.