Well, this is my 4th vig! It's small, but the structure is complex. I almost didn't finish it, but I knew it would be worth it to see Sig Kelso take a dip in the pool, and stay there.
While paying his, ahem, respects, for his fallen enemy Chris, Kelso began to drink the water out of the reflecting pool. Bad idea, it was, considering that embalming fluid had turned the water into a bubbling bowl of, well, morality issues restricts me from going any further.
Eventually, he caught sight of his "gorgeous" face in the reflecting pool. Thinking that he would touch purity in the most physical way possible, Kelso decided to try and kiss his reflection. The kiss obviously lasted a while, because he didn't finish it until Karta dragged his dead body off of the grave 3 hours later.
Had it not been for a wandering m8 robot, poor Kelso would have been left to disrespect the grave. Bless that robot. His poor nasal sensors were ruined when he reported back to base...