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The Spastic Grenadier
A micro-vig by Areetsa, bringing the world of the retarded underaged FPS gamer to mocpages one 4x4 block at a time.
About this creation
Honestly, when was the last time you ran into a designated team grenadier who could throw straight?

I thought not.

In the marvellous world of online first-person gaming, most of us are male and we all like huge explosions.
Most of us, however, would really prefer that friendly grenades would go towards the enemy, though.

This is where the Spastic Grenadier comes in: he's been clinically proven to be incapable of lobbing a 'nade anywhere except where it would be most convenient; under the couch, behind the fridge, bouncing off a wall, accidentally fumbled, pin not quite pulled out all the way, thrown over the shoulder by accident, there's no end to the things this class of gamer can do to hit his team-mates or the landscape in preference to the enemy.

Next to traitors/teamkillers and twitchy bazookamen, spastic grenadiers are the easiest way to get killed by your team-mates in an online match.
Watch your step around people with grenades, kids!


Expect another ten of this sort of thing in the next day or so, I've made a whole bundle of them to illustrate the sorts of characters you MIGHT encounter online.
I've never played an online FPS, so accuracy is debatable.
Although if any the things I've read are right, most of the online FPS-er's are little kids, so at least one of these HAS to be correct.

No offense is intended to anyone who happens to be spastic or prone to fits or convulsions by this moc; if you happen to know someone with similar problems or even has them yourself, I'm sorry for any offense recieved from this.

If you happen to be the sort of person who does the things outlined above through no medical fault of your own and wish to loudly declare your innocence, go suck on a rock.


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  November 28, 2009
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  August 19, 2009
I have had that happen.
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  May 13, 2009
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  May 13, 2009
got a friend like that hes all nade nade, sept hes really good with em and knife kills so its so annoying when he gets you
Areetsa C
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  May 12, 2009
By Areetsa C
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