A steampunk hardsuit that resembles a large tin can.
About this creation
Here it is: stiff, hot, uncomfortable, and heavy as hell. It's The Can, a bulletproof hardsuit simple enough that it can be mass produced to equip an army in a matter of weeks. The tank on its back is a clunky steam generator that powers the buzzsaw on the right arm.
Oh, yes, I got my Wii fixed. I think our internet is just too slow for it, though. I've tried several times and the lag was immense. We can still trade stages and stuff... I'll post my codes in that discussion later.
The ankles can in fact move, but the legs themselves are one piece of metal armor, reducing movement to a mere waddle.
... Yeah, I wish they moved (I tried and tried to find a way), but it kind of fits with the whole "crappy tin can suit" thing.