After the duel on cloud city, the Emperor decided that Vader didn't do such a good job, so he decided to give him a temporary demotion to the position of "Receptionist", where his job is to give everybody a big warm welcome to the Death Star II! Yes, a receptionist. The Death Star II had become a bit of a tourist trap, famed for it's spectacular firework shows. (If you know what I mean...)
"Hello, Mouse-K36!" "Greetings, insignificant one."
"I was just wondering.....Weren't you smaller in the movies?" "Affirmative. Telivision makes everyone look skinnier. Especially for you, as I can see.
"Uh, Vader? Could you hand me my binoculars?
"Get 'em yourself! I have to do three thousand force-assisted push-ups! "Temper, temper.....Sheesh....."
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(Yes, I know the jokes in this post were kinda corny, but it was all I had to work with.)
Vader"I Need You To Give Me Money To Buy My Capital One Card!!!!" ,Trooper" But I Need This For My New Armor!!!" ,Vader "I Know Where You Live!!!!" ,Trooper"What Quarters???" ,Vader"278" , trooper" NOOOOO!!!!!"
vader:Whare'd you get all that mulah jay?!
Jay(snowtrooper):Hmmmm,I dont think i'll be tellin'.
Vader:please with this low end job i dont have enough money to pay the bills,ever since the econimy crashed IM BROKE!!
Jay:ok fine,all i did was "dispach" about 100 rebels and live to tell the tale!
Vader:why do i bother.....