Horny Piraka loved puppies. Horny Piraka loved hot chocolate and a good book on a stormy afternoon. Horny Piraka believed in the power of positive thinking. Horny Piraka loved to help people with their problems.
Horny's Piraka brothers didn't much care for any of that, and were embarassed by Hornys wussy ways. So they hung Horny up by his thumbs in a dank, dark pit, and left him to decompose for a few hundred years.
There's a moral to this story: Don't be a Horny Piraka.
...basically, this was just me with twenty minutes to kill. i was looking at a piraka head, noticed how much it looked like a skull, and thought it'd be fun to build a skeleton. I threw it together in 10 minutes, and when I discovered how the limbs dangled because of sloppy design, I strung him up...