Hey y'all, my category is town and I'm up against my worthy opponent John Moffat . He's Canadian, so the third to last line of the pics is for him!
***You'll need to read the text that is ABOVE the pic it coinsides with for this MOC to make the remotest bit of sense.***
This Moc is a small block on East 40 street, an older part of a city known as Murphreesboro. Yea, I made it up, what 're you gonna' do?
It's better than nothing, right?
There are two buildings in this scene, Apartment 1 and Bob's Exotic Eatery.
This is Bob's Exotic Eatery. They have have a health score of 57, and the only reason they are open is because old Bob bribed the Dept. of Health reps. with a promise of 700 clams and 5 Chinchillas for their next slumber party.
As you can see, the special for the day is Crocidile Meatball Crunch.
Parrots, however, are soft and chewy.
Cool guy on a bike!
In the upper floor of Bob's, Bob, the owner and general manger of the place catchs up on some work.
Check out that computer! Strait out of 1999!
And that neon orange armchair!
And that sexy safe!
The next building is Apartment building 1. David Davidson rents out this bad boy for a ridiculously low price. The owners are practically paying him to live there. Which is understanable once we see the inside...
The poor guy is cramped in this tiny space with mismatched furnature and carpet from the 70's...
The fridge is almost 50 years old. It belonged to David's third grade teacher before she gave it to him as a graduation present 9 years later.
The sandgreen armchair costed 15$ at Wal-Mart,
and that TV is really a painted toaster.
Check out this man's 2nd floor crib!
A hideous sky-blue single bed!
A faucet and a toilet, but no shower. Poor David, he lost all his money in college.
The limegreen armchair was a gift from David's first cousin on his mom's side, Daniel Danielson for his 3and a half birthday. This is good stuff right here.
Cheap American Pride!
This tiny section of green was planted in accordance with federal laws. The city will do anything for cheap space and labor...
Yeah, I used the old "mowed grass" trick again.
So that's it. Take it or leave it folks, I'm going to Destin Florida.