Not to be outdone by their competitors at the ACME Corporation, the Uber Lite Tank is the STICKEM Corporation's answer to the Siege Tank.
About this creation
The Uber Lite Tank, seen here with optional headlights and smoke discharge cannisters. Also notice the slightly longer barrel in this Long-Range Interdiction Model.
Optional rear track shields - doubles up as mud guards.
Act now and order your Uber Lite Tank before Christmas and the STICKEM Corp will throw in a free tank trailer! Let's see ACME try and outdo this offer!
Noticeably smaller and nimbler than our competitor the LD-01, and requiring only a 2 man crew, the Uber Lite naturally makes for a more cost effective weapons system. Did we mention the free Trailer? Oh yes we did...
Seen here in his latest fad - green hair, test pilot Ajax "The Max" Johnson readies himself for trial runs of the Uber Lite Tank Prototype. He wonders pensively if passing up the chance to drive for ACME Corp was a mistake...Oh well, that's water under the bridge. No sense looking back.
Here we go!
Err...wait a minute...if Ajax's outside, then who's driving the tank?
And you call it a "lite tank"? That vehicle looks far more heavier than an Abrams M1A1 or M60A1 Blazer. Your tank will crush old military equipment (not to be taken seriously, 'coz I like them too), that's the scale size of your furious weapon. Or do you call it "lite" because it lightens up on the battlefield area (joke)?
Good work man, the combination of those two models brought together makes it even more realistic and the photos are taken like it is a moment prerecording.