A long time ago, on a distant planet in the Outer Rim, a fierce battle between a squad of Clones and a group of Battle Droids had just ended. Only one Clone and one Battle Droid are left standing. They stared into each others eyes and realized...
About this creation
...they were in love! (Bet you didn’t know some of the Battle Droids were girls huh? The lack of clevage is confusing, like watching the WNBA) They vowed to stay with each other forever, and left the battlefield hand in um, hand like metal thing.
Soon, they had a baby boy named Stud! (Don’t think too hard about how this came about folks, just move on to the next scene.)
The parents, who had retired, watched their son grow, and they could tell that he was a little different.
Time progressed, his parents aged, well his Dad did, and Stud grew into a man, err, a, well….um, man-like machine thing, and joined the Imperial Army. His parents were so proud, but feared he would stand out from the other troopers, who would only make fun of him because he was not white. Soon he would be called names like…
Woah! Sorry about that folks. My creator had a bit too much coffee today, which is evidenced by some of these shaky pictures, and the caffeine does strange things to his limited grasp on sanity. I would like to make it known that Dem Bones in no way endorses the views portrayed in this rather disturbing story. We wish to make it clear that we do not support interspecies breeding or the marriage of Clone and droid. Further, we embrace all Clone and Stormtrooper colors, even silver, although, Clones with colors by Sharpie will be soundly ridiculed and taunted. Thank you.