Darth vader:Hey jeff,pass me that soda can?
Jeff:don't you have the force or something?
Jeff:Heck man,didn't you KILL jedi with the FORCE?
Darth vader:yes...Darn...Give me it or I kill you.
Jeff:Yeah so what?Your always like:i vawer i cwill evewy owne to pwwnn evewy owne cus im cul and you ugwy.
Darth vader:Prepare to DAI!!!
Darth vader:I have high ground-a!!!NANANA DOOODOOO HA HA HA!!!!
Jeff:Well i gots the powr of laser guns,pew pew pew!
(gun kills vader,lays dead on the floor.)