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Bob: “Hello, again, ladies and gentlemen. I’m Bob Brickoff here to tell you who’s who in the Lego world!” *Queue applause*
About this creation
Bob: “Thank you, thank you. Now tonight for our special guest, a newcomer in the MOC-ing world, just celebrating his first anniversary on the fabulous site: join me in welcoming Ultramarine Skiver!”
*Queue more applause and music*

Ultramarine: “Thank you, thank you very much, everyone!” *Takes his seat, still waving*

Bob: “Ultramarine, may I call you that? It’s good to have you here.”

Ultramarine: “You certainly may, Bob. And it’s a pleasure to be on here, thank you.”

Bob: “Well, Ultramarine, let’s start with your name. How did you come up with it?”

Ultramarine: “Well, I actually started my Mocpages account with my full name, but
decided I wanted a small degree of anonymity, since we Skivers are so rare. So, I chose the title of my favorite Warhammer 40k race and kept my last name.”

Bob: “I see. So how long have you been building with Lego?”

Ultramarine: “Since I was about four or five. I actually remember my first set; it was a little City airplane. I took to them right off and have been building ever since.”

Bob: “Ok, well, this is about the time we take a small stroll down memory lane, Martha?”

Ultramarine: “Wait a sec, I didn’t see this in the rehearsal script…”

Bob: *In a whispering voice* “It’s something new we’re trying, it makes your reactions more genuine.”

Ultramarine: “More genuine?! For what?! You can’t do that like this!”

Bob: “You signed the waiver, didn’t you?”

Ultramarine: “Yeah.”

Bob: “Then I can.”

Ultramarine: “The fine print?”

Bob: “The fine print.”

Ultramarine: “Oh, this can’t end well…”

*Music swells and prerecorded voice-over comes up*
Voice: “This was Ultramarine’s first Moc…”

Audience: ‘Oooo’, ‘ahh’, ‘dude’

Voice: “…His worst Moc…”

Ultramarine: “Not that one! Anything but that one! NO!”

Audience: ‘Ouch’, ‘ow’, ‘boo’, ‘dude’

Voice: “…His best Moc…”

Ultramarine: “Thank goodness, it’s over.”

Audience: ‘Wow’, ‘ooo’, ‘ahh’, ‘dude’

Voice: “…His far, far worst Moc ever in history…”

Ultramarine: “AAAAUUUGHH! The horror! Wait, is that MY life racing before my eyes or Skiver’s?”

Audience: ‘Oh, the eyesore!’, ‘ouch’, ‘eeeewww’, ‘dude’

Voice: “…And finally, the far, far worst Moc ever in history’s ugly step-brother…”

Ultramarine: “NNNNOOOOOOOOO! I can’t take it anymore!” *Gets up and runs screaming from the studio*

Audience: *chuckle*, *snicker*, ‘sheesh’, ‘horrid’, ‘dude’
*Recording ends, stage lights come back up*

Bob: “Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that Ultramarine has become emotionally distraught and had to leave. I think I heard him scream something about jumping off a cliff, but I can’t be sure. Anyway, Ultramarine, it was great having you on. Hm, I wonder what pictures we’ll be looking at next year…”


 I made it 
  September 17, 2012
Quoting Roy Bailey What is the propeller plane?
It was supposed to be a Junkers Stuka.
 I like it 
  September 17, 2012
What is the propeller plane?
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  April 13, 2010
Hilarious! Nonetheless, belated Happy Anniversary! Keep on brickin'!
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  January 16, 2010
What a fun MOC, I like your sense of humor mate, an enjoyable presentaion...
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  January 16, 2010
Nice, pretty good, way better the Leno's new show!
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  January 16, 2010
When was mine again? I'll have to look, it must me coming soon.
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  January 16, 2010
*drops dead* Very funny, nice to see your history.
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  January 16, 2010
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  January 16, 2010
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  January 16, 2010
HAHAHAHAHA great diologue! and awesome idea.
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