The streets of Spooky Town USA were quiet that evening,
as the inhabitants were at the Two Skulls Tavern celebrating the Wolfman's birthday.
Mister Bones was there, but he wasn't in the mood for partying. He had been feeling a little bit glum of late, so decided to give himself a pep talk to boost his spirits.
"You the best mocer ever!" he told his reflection in mirror of the men's room, "Yeah you are!! Who's the best?! You the best!!"
He felt a little better, but still couldn't face a raucous Monsters Mash. So he headed home for a relaxing night in.
As he passed the alley behind the tavern he felt a strange sense of foreboding in the air.
Was somebody there? He heard a snarl coming from down the end of the alleyway and he stopped dead in his tracks.
"Who's there?!" he asked boldly... famous last words.
A shrill Kiwi accent rang out in the night, "MISTER BONES!" it sung. Mister Bones nearly lost his stomach. He reached into his pocket and fumbled for his lighter.
"OH HOLY MOTHER ******!!!"
"Girl you crazy!!!"
"I know!" Leda-Face smirked, "Doggy want a bone?!"
Bones had never run so fast in all his years on earth.
He ran screaming for his life,
squealing like a girl.
"How do you like them apples?!" Leda-Face yelled as she ran after him with her chainsaw held high.
Just then, the raucous monsters stumbled from the tavern, as drunken idiots do,
singing and swaying and dancing and belching,
directly in the path of Bones!
OH the humanity!!!
Frank jr. landed on his head,
Casper was flung into the dripping pool of toxic waste coming from the balcony of the dubious store across the road...
and as for Bones, all was hopeless...
As the mighty Toto bore down on him the world began to spin and he could feel the icy fingers of Death tickle his neck.
"No!!!" he pleaded and his life flashed before his eyes:
His pee-wee baseball tryouts, his first kiss at the homecoming dance, that time he grew his hair long and bleached it white, his first landing on the moon...
He came to as he heard somebody calling his name through the thick fog of faintness.
Leda-Face stood over him, she offered her hand out to help him up.
"Hey mate," she said, "great to meet ya. Sorry if I startled you just now, but you see that's how us Kiwis say hello in New Zealand... otherside of the world you know, we do things a little differently."
For the first time ever Bones was without words. There was a very long and uncomfortable silence, then Leda said, "... so, um, you cool with that?"
"Ah, yeah... sure... ok." Bones hesitantly said, "Well, I'm just gonna go stand over here now... weirdo."
I had a dog once, a little Jack Russell called Neo (I haven't seen the Matrix, my mum named him...) but he got hit by a car the day before Easter 2010. However, I'd be happy to take the Terribly Oresome (heh heh) Towering Organism -or Toto, for short, as a pet. =D - AeroFighter
Quoting Mister Bones
Bones is looking SWEET in that white tux!
Yeah, he was a little overdressed for the party (don't ya hate it when that happens?) the Monsters were all wearing their usual everyday clothes, Wolfman wasn't even wearing a tie! Mind you, he had been dancing topless on the table only an hour earlier so it was lucky we didn't see that. Boy, you think you've seen hairy chests before!
Quoting Freela and BrickFan93
How could you raise such high expectations about the demise of Mr. Bones and then dash them to the ground like that? ;)
Cos I knew everybody wanted to see him get munched! I could almost hear the sighs of disapointment shudder over the pacific ocean like a tidal wave as people read it... now that was my dastardly plan! World domination people! and you all fell for it, ha!
OH, where to start? That was hilarious! Great lighting, Toto looked like Barry Steroid Bonds in this! (Hmmm, wait, isnít that how this all started?) Anyway, Bones is looking SWEET in that white tux! Cheers my Kiwi Amigo! Now, why do you all want me dead?!?! I was actually up for 24 hours Friday as I shelved History 101 part 2 to start the retaliation MOC. Look for the Dem Bones retaliation later today. (PS: Leda, go join the Devilís Triangle group, we need you! Help us Leda Face, you are our only hope!)
I like it
The Master of Mario
January 31, 2010
Too bad the rating system can't go past five. I'll give you 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000/5! Monster Toto was awesome! But how did he fit in that little box? And where was the cat? This is really funny! Saying hi can be scary!
Quoting The Master of Mario
But how did he fit in that little box? And where was the cat? This is really funny! Saying hi can be scary!
I was wondering if somebody would point out he was much bigger than that little crate. Also Toby cat is there. I count him in 6 pics. He's not got a very big role, he's not a fan of giant dogs and he had a little jet lag bringing him down... Can you spot him?
So, Wolfman's birthday huh? Sounds like a howlin' good time! Too bad little boner wasn't "up" for it... *groan* that joke was even bad by my standards. Loved the doggy! So cute and cuddly! And don't listen to these guys about prequels... not yet at least. Make them wait for it. Remember, I did "MOC WARS" ep 4, 5 and 6 and have yet to go back and do the prequels. But don't think I don't already have a plan for them... muhahahaha. Ahem, ANYWAY, awesome build, great lighting and presentation, fun story and sleep... yeah, that's HIGHLY over rated. ~ Chris.
So one turns a dog into a monster and flies across the ocean to scare the wits outta someone just to say "hi"? That's twisted. How could you raise such high expectations about the demise of Mr. Bones and then dash them to the ground like that? ;)
I will be posting a behind the scenes moc of Spooky Town and also Toto cos the lighting is for story purposes and doesn't really do justice to the 16+ hours it took to build! I have had no sleep this weekend whilst making this trilogy, now its 5:30 monday morning and I have to go to work! Should be an interesting day... catch you guys in about 12 hours!
I really like this one the best. I also like the way you did Toto. Couldn't have done it any better. The lighting added to the mood of the story too. Also, could you check out one of my mocs at http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/182030 ?
(Sound of loud, prolonged, unrestrained laughter!)
- Two hours later -
Okay, I think I've got control of myself now. I usually call up a second window for reference when I comment, but I can't this time, unless you wanna wait another two hours. Everything about this Moc was so perfect; the details, the lighting, the dialogue and the action. I can't think of anything else to say, so I'm gonna go view it again!