Straight out of the graveyard and into your worst nightmares, it’s the Groupo Terrorificante Triangulo Diabolico!!
About this creation
(Read in big scary movie announcer voice)
This band of psychotic near do wells will haunt your every waking moment on MOC Pages, mainly because they are so darn ugly, but I digress…….where was I? Oh yes; They will MOC you to oblivion, they will smack talk you so hard you will cry to your mommies, in short, they will make you soil your shorts! Let’s meet this festive bunch! Insert festive music, like that from Hoodwinked in your mind now
First up is AFOL/JAFOL and de facto team leader, MISTER BONES! Mister Bones is CEO over at Dem Bones, the fine, fine studio that brought you such vomit inducing classics as “History 101 with Mister Bones”, “Jacked Up Fairy Tales”, and the utterly abhorred “Kiwi Connection”. This American MOCer will pull a UV light out faster than you can shake an ice cold martini! Watch your back when Bones is around, no, seriously, watch your back, the guy is a klepto.
Next up is the AFOL/FFOL from the land of the hobbits, LEDA KAT! Leda Kat hails from New Zealand and she can throw down a spooky MOC faster than you can say, well….something, something long and really hard to say. Leda Kat is CEO at From The Movies, the studio that brought you the instant horror classic series, “Leda Wars”. Don’t cross this crazy Kiwi or she will send over Toto to play with you. Again, no joke, this chick is nuts.
The third member of the team is a Polish TFOL who lives in Canada, (confusing huh?) MARK LEGORSKI! This multinational builder smacked around numerous opponents in the MocOlympics and designed the improbable “Mexican Bandit Spinning Top”. Don’t let his Polishness catch you off guard, those old Polish jokes are not true anyway, Mark put the LEGO in Legorski! He did, look at his name.
Next up is American TFOL NOAH NIEMAN! (Noah, change your name, I mean Noah is not scary. Oh no, here comes Noah….try Bruce, or Clint). Oops, did I type that out loud? Moving on…Noah is the brains behind the MOCs that light up your life, such as “Clone Wars: Yavin 4”, “Governors Residence”, and “V Rex Attack”! He doesn’t stop there, he can throw down the holiday MOC or an Indiana Jones, so watch out for this guy! (Note: The reference to “Noah” not being a scary name is pulled from the movie “Hoodwinked”, and is just a joke. I don’t wish to be sued by Hollywood or yelled at by Noah.)
The final member of the team is up and coming American YFOL/FFOL VYB BUILDER! This deranged offspring of the Dem Bones President makes the MOCs that make you go Hmmmmmmmm, what the Hell is that? She is the self-proclaimed master of the animal sculpture and has spewed out such gems as “Penguins” and “Block Hound”. She can whip out MOCs like nobody’s business because it really isn’t anyone’s business, so you best be fearin’ the VYB.
Sunlight only makes this Motley Crew look worse, so keep the damn lights turned down for God’s sake or you will be visiting Doctor Feelgood!
Dem Notes: Some may ask why we posted this today when there is a category for this type of thing in the contest, well, those people did not read the rules apparently. 1. This was built on 2/11/10, so that alone disqualifies it as Dem Bones follows the rules, mostly. 2. If you look closely, you will see Brickforge mushrooms in the graveyard, another violation, so it would have been disqualified anyway. Now, BRING ON THE GAMES!
Too much. Can't - cope -- can't - think -- must - get to my -- coffin -- before daylight -- oh, sorry, wrong movie on that last one. Okay, consider me adequately terrorized. The only thing I can properly do is give you the hind leg salute. :)) Arf.