Leda-Face: "What exactly are we doing now?"
Milly: "I'm just taking a photo of you for my homepage."
Leda-Face: "But you've already got a photo on your homepage."
Milly, "I know. But I wanted a better pic."
"Oh, oh YOU wanted a better pic. And I'm just 'sposed to do whatever you want me to. You know I'm getting a bit sick of that camera always in my face. And you're always pushing me around. You made me put on those silly roller skates and I had to shake my tail feather for all the world to see."
Leda-Face: "And you made me go on that pathetic WAVE machine! You know how I hate heights. You left me up there for three days you know, while you went on vacation."
Milly: "Oh, I'm sorry..."
"Get that camera out of my face! I mean it!"
"Stop clicking that camera!"
"Right! That does it!"
"NO MORE PHOTOS OF ME! STOP NOW!"
Milly: "Oh what are you gonna do, you're like two inches tall!"
Leda-Face: "What do you think I'm gonna do?! HUH?!"
Oh, you need help alright, there's still at least a handful of people out there who hold this outlandish belief that there just might be a sane New Zealander out there. Well, I'm sure in a couple months they'll believe otherwise. You know, I don't have any problems like that with my siggeh, there's a definite advantage to a well maintained fourth wall.