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Triangulate This! Song MOCathalon Entry
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This is my entry into the Song category for the MOCathalon for my team Triangulate This! Round 2. Check it.
About this creation
This is to Paul Revere by the Beastie Boys. While I wanted to include my YFOL teamates, I wasn't sure what their parents would think of the alcohol reference, so removed them for their own safety. I promise, I did it out of respect guys!

Now here's a little story I've got to tell
About three bad brothers you know so well
It started way back in history

With Mr. Bones,


and me, Hans D!

Been had a little horsey named Paul Revere

Just me and my horsey and a quart of beer

Riding across the land, kicking up sand

Sheriff's posse on my tail cause I'm in demand

One lonely DT I be
All by myself I got nobody
The sun is beating down on my pirate hat
The air is gettin' hot the beer is getting flat

Lookin' for a girl I ran into a guy
His name is Mister Bones, I said, "Howdy" he said, "Hi"

He told a little story that sounded well rehearsed
Four days on the run and that he's dying of thirst
The brew was in my hand and he was on my tip
His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry he asked me for a sip
He said, "Can I get some?"
I said, "You can't get none!"
Had a chance to run

He pulled out his shotgun
He was quick on the draw I thought I'd be dead
He put the gun to my head and this is what he said,

"Now my name is Mister Bones I've got a license to kill"


I think you know what time it is it's time to get ill
Now what do we have here an outlaw and his beer
I run this land, you understand I make myself clear."
We stepped into the wind he had a gun, I had a grin
You think this story's over but it's ready to begin

"Now I got the gun you got the brew
You got two choices of what you can do
It's not a tough decision as you can see
I can blow you away or you can ride with me" I said, I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border

The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter

I did it like this

I did it like that

Lee brought the brown carrot back.

Sooooo I'm on the run the cop's got my gun
And right about now it's time to have some fun
kik36 that is my name
And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne."

We rode for six hours then we hit the spot

The beat was a bumping and the girlies was hot

This dude was staring like he knows who we are

We took the empty spot next to him at the bar
Mister Bones said, "Yo, you know this kid?"
I said, "I didn't." but I know he did

The kid said, "Get ready cause this ain't funny
My name's Hans D. and I'm about to get money."
Pulled out the jammy aimed it at the sky
He yelled, "Stick 'em up!" and let two fly

Hands went up and people hit the floor
He wasted two kids that ran for the door
"I'm Hans D. and I get respect
Your cash and your jewelry is what I expect"

Mister Bone's was with it, and he's my ace
So I grabbed the piano player and I punched him in the face
The piano player's out the music stopped

His boy had beef and he got dropped

Hans D. grabbed the money

Mister Bones snatched the gold

I grabbed two girlies and a beer that's cold.


Heath 'kik36' Flor
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Groundquake 9910
  October 23, 2011
Remind me,Why is a brown carrot so funny?
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  March 18, 2010
Oh man, I remember buying this on tape with my cousin on Maxwell Street back in the day. Not much of a build, but still, nice presentation, 3 points.
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  March 17, 2010
Funny, but not much to see here. 2 points.
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  March 16, 2010
Hilarious! Master Shifu would do the same thing to the sheriff's daughter, maybe add in there the flying ... nevermind ... I would not trust Master Shifu to concoct your drinks. Frying bacon, he can ... but drinks may just include chicken blood used for voodoo ... I'm just sayin' ... XP
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  March 16, 2010
HEHEHE, I am probably not supposed to read this one, but it was too funny!
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  March 16, 2010
And again, another madness meets brilliance moc! Way to round off the contest with a hundred entries in one day! You are on fire!
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  March 15, 2010
Great Heath, I think I know the song... High, I'm marioman3138, and I'm an alcoholic. LOL. Kids, alcohol is good in moderation-Don't drink and drive!
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  March 14, 2010
Nice use of the 'water-filtered' smoking apparatus. BTW, how am I holding it?~H
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  March 14, 2010
My name is Hans D and I DO get respect, fools! Betta recognize! One of my absolute, all-time favorite Beastie tunes! My buddy and I used to rap this while staggering home from the clubs, over in Germany, when I was a teenage lad. I was rapping along through the whole MOC. Good *bleep*ing times, man. Thanks for that little nostalgic flash-back!~H
  March 14, 2010
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  March 14, 2010
That's based off a song? Never heard of it. Funny story though.
  March 14, 2010
That brown carrot's gonna live on forever. I gotta feeling. @ Phipson- you don't have to old to know all the lyrics! Great song, and funny build, to say the least.
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  March 14, 2010
Contest or not, I was LAUGHING from start to finish on this one! Man, talk about a blast from the past with that song... and I still remembered all the lyrics! Dude, I'm old... ~ Chris.
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  March 14, 2010
It is a nice little story, the builds aren't the strongest, but the brown carrot affair is worth a bonus point for four (4) points total. Lee.
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