Hi, I'm Mola Ram. I am here today to show you an exciting new product that I have developed, the Kali 3000 Ceremonial Glasses.
The inspiration for this product came from my young apprentice, who was having difficulty reading the complex chants in the dark cave where we hold our meetings. So, I created these glasses, with magnifying lenses, and a spooky bone-like design to match any other ancient jewelry pieces you might have. Just look at the difference in my apprentice's happiness.
He used to be very frustrated.
But his new Kali 3000s help so much, and to boot are the envy of all of the Thuggies. They even come with a built in light!
So, buy some Kali 3000s, they'll make your sacrificial gatherings the talk of the town. Only $19.99, plus Shipping and Handling.
Hurry though, my slaves only have made 200 of these beautys, so they won't last long.
Quoting Yuri Fassio
Darn! If only you had posted the 2 pics instead of only that one...
Will it help to post a pic now? Or is it not worth it? I can have one up within minutes.
They really do stay on well, I just didn't think there was a question about it so I didn't think to take a picture.
There's a very convienient edit button you know. ;-)