HA. And you thought my DVD player was my last entry. Naw aw. It came to me in a dream- a poem, a funny little poem for the Mocathalon. Here is the fruit of my 5 hour sleep. Please comment and rate!
About this creation
Golden Archers in: Short story/poem/song. I'll take this space to mention something. Mr. Phipson, if the joke is offensive to you, I will apologize and take it off. (Assuming you comment.) Other than that, I just realized that mocpages makes pictures that look excellent on my camera screen look rather weird. My apologies. Enjoy!
For good ratings from judges, what must I do?
Create a nice little moc for you?
But what if it gets just a 1 or a 2?
I wanna avoid that, so what do I do?
"A bribe just might work." I said with much ease.
But what is something that will appease?
Pole dance or strip tease? (I hear Phippy's sister really knows how to please.)
But if all that doesn't work; I get less than a 3...
...Then goodbye cruel world, I hope you'll miss me.
Side note: (Wasn't this feature available on all Phipson mocs before everyone (including me) mooched off of his idea? Oh well.) This was the second idea that came into my sleep deprived mind. The first idea was to change the lyrics of a popular song and make it Lego related. 20 Bonus points and a high-five to the first person to guess what song it's based off of: "Wake up in the morning feeling like P-Squiddy, got my cape on, I'm out the door, I'm gonna rob this city, before I steal brush my tongue with a bottle of Jack, cuzz when I leave for the night the po-po's on my back..." Like I said, I was sleep deprived. Now name that song!