Scene: the grave of Livingus Deadus Zombius Maximus; Atmosphere: SCARRRRRY!; Plot: Some Lara Croft wannabe went tomb raiding with his precious shovel. Just as he was about to start his dirty work - horror! a four finger hand rises from dead soil and tries to grab his ankle. Of course, that beeing a zombie (and one without a head) he tawtaly misses and our grave robber runs away. At this point he decides not to take his shovel, wich leaves us with a possibility for a sequel: Zombie Night (dude, i got a freaking shovel and i am going grave digginig for my head - the reveng of the zombie) :D
About this creation
Not many people know this, but some trees are pure evil. Especially those that have some glowing red eyes, and those gargantuan eyebrows. Now, I am not sugesting anything dramatic here, but, next time YOU are somwhere out there robbing graves, avoid those that have angry-faced punk hairdo, spider-web-under-arm-pit, evil trees as their guardian.
Here he is, the star of our show played by Ashton WontSayHisLastName. He didnt loose his head so much as it was just filled with air, so when the skin rotted it kinda deflated. The ribs were removed due to an alchemy experiment wich turned out teribly wrong. Someone heard that you can make a women out of mans rib, but they didn't see this coming.
The missing finger is not any finger. Its a thumb. You know why? Because Livingus Deadus Zombius Maximus used to write text messages all day long. Well, ofcourse all day long, beeing a zombie and everything. And, no, zumbar he couldn't call because he has no head.
Those shrooms growing under the tree go to prove the Zombies Are Vegies theory, created at the Animated Dead University. It is a theory that all animated deads are actually vegetarians and do not intend to harm humans or animals. Ofcourse, anybody with half of brain (git it?:D ) could see that this is just a political way of allowing infestation. ADU was burned to the ground shortly after that theory was announced. Or it was flooded. Yeah. Certainly it was some natural disaster. Tragic.