Welcome to the first issue of The Canadian How-To Guide! Your guide to the best controversial Canadian tips and tricks! Hosted by the maple syrup chugging, hockey playing, Tim Horton's addicted, Canuck, Jason! Today we hit the road to show you some fun stuff to do behind the wheel! so pretend to fasten your seat belts and let's role!
About this creation
In Canada, wildlife is everywhere! It's pretty much guaranteed that some type of animal will jump out in front of you. When that happens, hit the little bugger! Trust me. There's hundreds more of them out there.
It is also recommended to hit dangerous animals that could potentially eat you. Yappy little dogs. Raccoons. And door to door salesmen.
during your travels, your bound to come across a flatbed truck with the ramps down. I recommend dropping the hammer and using it as a ramp. You can probably stay airborne for a good 120 feet. Because of liability issues, i must inform you that the landing can be the most painful part of the flight. especially if you find yourself upside down before you land.
The back of the truck can lead to a short flight if you don't get enough altitude. Make sure your going REALLY fast. Since your in Canada, you don't need to worry about Chris Phipson pulling you over... You just need to keep your eyes open for the OPP (Ontario Party Poopers).
Whoa... How did that get there! GET A HANGER BAY! Okay... moving on....
When you have a sweet ride like me, It's always a good idea to park in two or more parking spaces at the same time. This keeps other drivers from parking beside you and swapping paint when they open their door.
Handicap parking spots are also very good for keeping a scratch free vehicle. They are also close to the entrance. A nice short walk and a pristine vehicle equals a very happy driver.
And now for some behind the scenes stuff! I just had to show you guys some detail shots the cool yellow monster truck/hot rod.
tailgates are overrated. Who needs em'?
Suicide doors, baby!
The V60 engine! Vroom Vroom!
Okay, so this moc didn't really live up to the potential of the category "that's just not right" but this was just a quick throw together. Just so i don't get DQ'd for not posting an entry. I tried :)
Awesome MOTD, umm, HTGOTD (How To Guide of the day) i love the truck, and the short wheelbase is awesome! Good idea on taking the 2 spaces, if i get a cool car, i'll definitively do that ;) people may be mad, but, then again it'll give them more room to look at it ;) btw those are gull-wing doors. suicide doors are regular, but backwards)
I'm confused. If the category was "That's just not right", then what is this MOC doing in it? I personally have always looked to Canada for all my monster truck animal clearing, parked big rig jumping, and, of course, AT-AT porn. Duh-ehh ;) This is perfectly hilarious! Red-Neckanucks!
Holy flannel! No doot aboot it, that was hilarious! I had no idea that you were from Canadia. You know how you can get free beer for life? Anyway, I too have done a Canadia inspired MOC http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/165958. Now, time to find a Canadian Ice Soccer match and down some Molson's. Later, hoser.~H
Oh. My. God. That was....AWESOME! Dude, I've gotta agree with Matt here. I kinda doubted your ability to be crude and innapropriate, but the "secksing" AT-ATs? That did the trick. And thanks for a very funny moc.
I've gotta say sir I doubted your AFOL-ness. You always seemed a bit above all of our not-so-subtle innuendos and horribly immature behavior. However, after that spectacular AT-AT shot, I say to you...welcome to the club. And, thanks for the new desktop wallpaper.
I live in the same province! Nice to see a Canadian MOC. And a bunch of Americans worshipping it. Funny. >ON TO THE MOC>
Your truck is nice. Really nice. Both of them. Really. The tiled floor is nice too. It deserves nothing less than 5/5. -Frennd
Love the monster truck and the Canadian driving lessons. I thought it was going to be something about driving on the left side of the road. As several have said or hinted at, anything Canadian was perfect for this category. Ha-ha! -Wes
HAHAHAHAHA! I was so not expecting that pic with the at-at's goin' at it. Lovely builds, and excellent humor. I'll remember this when I go to Canada. (I'm going to Calgary in about two weeks for vacation.) Again, Loved the builds.
Hilarious MOC! Can't stop laughing (and I'm not sure it's a good thing that the pic with the AT-ATs made me chuckle the most...)! Love the hot rod truck. 5/5 and definitely a "that's just not right" MOC if only for the AT-AT pic.