Buzzing with excitement, Mister Bones stood at his bathroom mirror getting ready for his Meat on the Bone convention.
He put his super-stiff hair gel through his hair so he would not have a repeat of his helmet hair episode... boy that was embarrassing!
Looking good, he headed out.
Arriving East 40th Street, he parked his wheels and walked the sidewalk to the convention hall.
But something was amiss...
A road works sign said "keep out"
and a large machine of sorts was parked out front.
Bones scratched his head. It was the correct day, he was sure. 23rd, his birthday.
Then he noticed a public notice on the door:
Attention you lovers of fine meats,
due to unforeseen construction work on the convention centre, the Annual Meat on the Bone Celebration has been relocated around the corner, down the alley, in that incredibly girly apartment building... yes, that's it... down there, where the arrow is pointing...
Phew! Mister Bones noticed the arrow the notice referred to and walked on his merry way.
He entered the alley...
It was all very arty and overly creative...
He entered the apartment. All was quiet... too quiet. Eerie quiet.
He ventured in...
Hello? Anybody here?
Where was everybody? He didn't think he was early. In fact he was a little late owing to the fact that he had to walk the last 200 metres because his bike wouldn't fit under the street signs.
... and his world went dark.
He awoke several hours later in an oddly pink room...
Oh, this can't be good...
When next he woke, he found himself handcuffed and chained to a coffin.
A crowd gathered around him. He gulped...
LEDA!!!! CURSE YOU KIWI!!!!!
... Von Wolfie? ... Really?
Hey, who's this?
She's my sister, Amber Kat.
Hey, how you doing?
Shut your trap Bones!
Bones could not believe his luck. Three crazy (and beautiful) women with axes. Why couldn't he just have a quiet night at home in front of the T.V?!
Prepare for a whole heap of pain of epic proportions!
Kat Kat cackled. (say that ten times fast)
Mister Bones couldn't help it, he squealed like a little girl and off in the distance a coyote howled to the moon.
Mister Bones came to, again, several hours later...
SURPRISE!!! Happy Birthday Mister Bones!
We improved you!!! That's how we say happy birthday in New Zealand. Otherside of the world you know, we do things differently down here.
Here, have a Martini.
... so, let me get this straight. You artificially engineer an enormous dog to chase me down the street to say "hi" and you kidnap me, dismember my bones and turn me into some freak Frankenstein Monster type creature just to say "happy birthday"?!
Yeah! We know how much you love those old monster movies! Are you surprised?
Bones didn't know how to respond...
I've got to get some new friends...
Later that evening after the party the girls were kind enough to give Mister Bones a ride home.
Nice! A rather eventful birthday... And it seems the Kat Klan continues to expand! Who's the next Kat! Maybe an evil twin of you, called Adel Kat (Leda backwards)! Mr Bones won't see it coming, either way.... :-) - AeroFighter
First off, Happy Birthday Mr. Bones! ... Amazing but unusual MOC. Not sure if I got the 'happy' vibe in happy birthday, but it was well thought of and the woman crew is getting bigger. I'm absolutely sure Mr. Bones does not mind being screwed [up] by three beautiful ladies! XD
Quoting Mister Bones
I see you used your trans pink again….Outstanding lighting effect with those in the room and the room designs themselves. Can’t believe you lopped off Bones’ head, poor guy is always getting smacked around, but now you turned him into a freak! Great signs by the way, where did you get those? Also, that new camera really makes your creations look even better. Hmmm, who is this Amber? Bones likes…….HAHAHAHA
Got carried away with the pink. Had to lop off his head, just felt the public wanted to see that. Amber is Leda's sister. She had a brief appearance in "Dentist" as a chorus girl alongside Leda and Kat, but nobody asked who she was so I never said. And signs? What signs... oh, the st signs? Haven't the foggiest! Wait, let me search my memory... um... Spidey? Yeah thats it I think. Spiderman's first chase: http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=4850-1
Nice Birthday MOC! I hoped you had a good one, Bones! I finally got my first skeleton yesterday. Bones, check out my page in a while, you will likely be in one of my MOCs. Great job Leda!!! (Krazy Kiwi)
Oh my…HAHAHAHAHA. Now THAT is a birthday MOC! Way better than the one I made for you or Shifu! I see you used your trans pink again….Outstanding lighting effect with those in the room and the room designs themselves. Can’t believe you lopped off Bones’ head, poor guy is always getting smacked around, but now you turned him into a freak! Great signs by the way, where did you get those? Also, that new camera really makes your creations look even better. Hmmm, who is this Amber? Bones likes…….HAHAHAHA
Quoting Jeff Fauble
I've been meaning to ask: What the heck's with the dark blue round brick with the light green top?! It seems significant but doesn't play a part.
Its just a decorative vase. No significance whatsoever... as are all decorative vases. No significance but highly essential to the decor of a home. Read any edition of House and Garden and you will find that is a fact. You are obviously not a woman, because if you were you would understand a woman's need for insignificant decorative vases.
I'm sure he would have liked "those" pics just as well as being hidiously deformed into that demonic creation... Yeah, I'm sure of it. Great work Leda! Your presentation has officialy become top of the class! (that coming from the class clown doesn't mean much... hehehe) Nice work! ~ Chris.