Entry in The Mob Rules, Round 4, Group B, Category "Corporate Raider"
Bill Harbright returned to his office one day to find a corporate raider seizing the majority of his newly printed stocks. Maybe Bill shouldn't have converted half of his assets to liquid assets and then made his company public within the week...
Poor Bill was so shocked that he spilled his Fat-free Vanilla Capuccino.
The janitor was completely oblivious to all that happened, thanks to his addiction to his brand new E-pod (Not to be confused with the Ipod).
(Cue Indiana Jones theme music here)
In case you didn't understand this build, it crossed the occupation of a corporate raider with a literal raider (Indiana Jones - Raiders of the Lost Ark).