Hello everyone and welcome to the after party of the 2010 MOCie awards.
Lee: “I’m Lee Jones and hopefully, this hosting job will take care of my community service that I was assigned. This year we decided to make the party a little more low key and have it on the beach. Not as much potential for property damage this way, but we’re darn sure gonna try! Let’s take a look around and see who decided to actually show up.”
Lee: “Ahh, Master Shifu Leo J. Nice to have you here. You didn’t win an award though, what brings you here?”
Shifu: “I’m representin’ yo!”
Lee: “Representing what, the lolly pop guild?”
Shifu: “That was cold man… real cold.”
Lee: “Here we have Steef de Prouw and one of our half time (air quotes) “entertainers” Stuart Delahay. Looks like they’re talking to Buster about something, let’s listen in and see what’s going on.”
Stuart: “No really, it’ll be fun. Nothing’s gonna happen to you I promise. Steef here has a REAL strong grip. I mean look at him, he’s a wookie!”
Lee: “Ok then, no good could possibly come of this. Moving on.”
Lee: “Hopefully, we’ll be able to find some sanity on the beach. Doubtful, but let’s hope.”
Lee: “Doog, so nice of you to make it. How you feeling after accepting the award on the Emperor’s behalf?”
Doog: “Did you pay for that?”
Lee: “For what?”
Doog: “The breath you just took. The LIU has a breathing tax you know. I’ll have to report this. Fleegnort, take a note for later please.”
Fleegnort: “Pi shoff tuck fard.”
Doog: “As best I can figure that means “Yes sir, anything you say.” But that’s just a guess.”
Lee: “Ah, Dennis Price and Shannon Ocean. What’s up guys?”
Dennis: “ShannO here is just going to show me how Aussies fish.”
Ocean: “Need some shrimps for the Barbie mate.”
Lee: “Umm, where are your poles?”
Dennis: “Aside from that being a bit of a personal question, shouldn’t you ask your wife that? Seriously though, who needs poles when you have dynamite!”
Lee: “Good point… I’ll just be on the other side of the beach for the rest of the night.”
Kelso: “I just came for my free Lego, now where is it? There’s no other good reason to be seen with you people.”
Phipson: “Calm down, like I told everyone else, the guy that’s hooking us up is on vacation. When I get the Lego, you’ll get it. Now go get a drink at the open bar and calm down.”
Kelso: “Did you say “open bar?” Outta my way flatfoot!”
Lee: “Sven Junga and Matija Grguric. Four awards between the two of you tonight. How does it feel?”
Matija: “Not as good as Klementina, but ok I guess.”
Sven: “Who are you again?”
Lee: “Dave Sterling! I’m so honored that I ended up with your award winning Nintendo after the charity auction… umm... what are you doing may I ask?”
Dave: “I recalibrated this metal detector to detect ABS and I’m searching for any Lego that a kid may have left while playing here.”
Lee: “You have a problem you know that?”
Dave: “I’m sorry, did you have a point?”
Lee: “No, I guess not. Thanks! Moving on…”
Lee: “Leda Kat. Congrats on your best Newbie award! But… why are you dressed like that?”
Leda: “Chris told me that there was a dress code. It was either this or catholic school girl.”
Lee: “Umm, Leda, there wasn’t a dress code.”
Leda: “Really? I’ll be right back, gotta find Chris.”
Lee: “Hans, great to see you here.”
Hans: “It’s great to be here. It was an honor just to be nominated and… oh great, party crashers.”
King Squidiouss: “We represent the great underwater nation of Atlantis. Show us your entertainment.”
Hans: “Do you know what calamari is?”
Squidiouss: “I have a cousin named Calamari.”
Hans: “Perfect. Come with me, I want to show you the kitchen…”
Squidiouss: “That sounds lovely.”
Lee: “Annnnd I see Kelso found the bar. He’s gonna have to drink a lot to erase the memory of what I did to him at BrickWorld.”
Steef: “Don’t worry Buster, I got ya!”
Stuart: “Chug chug chug!”
Steef: “Hang on, he’s slipping… he’s slip…”
Lee: “Ok honestly, who didn’t see THAT coming?”
JD Luse: “And all the kings horses and all the kings men…”
Lee: “Well, that’s it from this year’s after party! I hear my nurse has been being naughty since I left and she just LOVES the cricket bat. I wish we could show you more, but in compliance with state statute ILCS 720… you know what, never mind.”
Lee: “Hope to see you all again next year! And hey Leda, couldn't you have at least shaved that thing before you shoved it in Chris' face?”
Fourth Wall Commentary: This post may seem a little rushed and for that, I’m sorry. For those of you that know me outside of MOCpages, you know I got some “stuff” going on at home and don’t have as much time to devote to Lego as I would like this month. Don’t worry everyone else, there was some medical issues that came up but it’ll all be fine and taken care of soon. Thanks in advance for your concern but please, don’t post about it in comments. Thank you.
I’ve gotten a lot of questions about how to get a creation entered in the MOCies. It’s simple, if it’s posted on MOCpages, it’s entered. The MOCie awards are the annual awards show for EVERYTHING on MOCpages. Keep an eye on my page for next year’s awards. I’ll put a link to the awards group on my homepage where you can sign up and vote for YOUR favs!
Thank you everyone that made this year’s awards show such a great success and we’ll see you again next year!
Pi shoff tuck fard! HAHAHA, now this is just too funny, love that you have re-vamped Shifu to his correct stature! Leda as a cheerleader…..HAHAHAHAHA. I see Bones did not show up for the after party, he cannot abide sand.
when leda kat says shes looking for chris, thats gold comedy gold and poor keslo did some body offer to drive him home so he dosent crash his car or get arrested. and the flat foot insult/joke awsome. i still wish i could winn one
Never play drinking games with a Dutchman and an Englishman - that way trouble lies. Great job Chris. I feel like i've become part of an elite crowd of ne'er do wells and reprobates. I'll do my worst to hold up the reputations of those involved - i've got some BL orders to place for sig-fig parts.....
Okay, okay, let me just state that normally, my grip is quite, quite firm. I have several people here who can testify...never mind. Anyway, must be something they put in the drinks. Yeah, that must be it.
Bricklink is for those who don't like adventure. Usually I'd look into one of my boxes that my brother used to use all of the time. Just yesterday, I found the legs to the Lego islander as well as an Oriental Expedition minifig. That place is magical I tell you. Also, I go to garage sales just to look for bags of old Legos. Those things are golden! Also, I see you have a few BrickArms yourself.