Darth Vader: My Emperor we have found a rebel spy oprative.
Darth Vader: We found him on the maintanence floor, he was disguised as a pick axe. The oddest disguise wouldn't you say.
The Emperor: Good bring him to me.
The Emperor: Come forth.
Darth Vader: Whoops....
The Emperor: AAHHH THERE'S AN AXE IN MY FACE..... Everyone: AAAHHHHHH....
The Emperor: HELP ME........ Everyone:AAAAAAAHHHHHHH......
The Emperor: *Gurgle, ah......silence*
6 DEATH STAR DAYS LATER
Darth Vader: You have summoned me my master?
The Emperor: Yes, Yes.... I have summoned you.
The Emperor: I have summoned you because you have learned a valuable lesson.
Darth Vader: And what lesson would that be....?
The Emperor: That you can't put that there.
Darth Vader: I can't put what where?
The Emperor: YOU CAN'T TRIP AND STAB PEOPLE IN THE FACE WITH AXES, it's not good on your reputation.
The Emperor: NOW I HAVE TO LIVE THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH THIS THING STICKING OUT OF MY FACE! Darth Vader: But....
Darth Vader: Well I'm sorr.... The Emperor: NO LEAVE ME.......you hurt my face.
Darth Vader: Very well my former master.
Darth Vader *Scuba crying*