Well hello again! This time I have unveiled my Ground to Air Missile Defense weapon, mainly to keep my remaining bathrooms intact. Andrew Somers and I have each destroyed one bathroom a-piece in this war, and unless he says he's sorry this isn't anywhere close to going to the peace table! =P
Sean: Hello. My cousin, Keith, is out today due to a bacterial infection in an undesirable place, so the highly esteemed Waffles hired me for this particular MOC.
Waffles: Yea, well it's nice to keep the un-veilings in the family. All right, I will leave you now. Do your work.
Sean: I will sir. Okay, let us begin. The Ground To Air Missile Defense "Jackal" is the latest in laser technology, as you will see later in the MOC. It is a remotely controlled vehicle, and can be controlled within a 1000 mile radius. You can see how large it is using me in comparison.
In addition to the main laser, the Jackal comes equipped with two mini ghost missiles, which pack quite a punch for their size. They can only be fired one at a time however, and must be hooked up to a gas hose. You can see a better angle on them in other pictures, I just thought I would talk about them first, as they are one of my favorite parts to the jackal.
As you may have noticed, the Jackal is a tri-wheeled machine, and the back wheel swivels for turning.
On the top of the Jackal, there are two high quality speakers. Mainly so if a crowd gathers to watch it fire, they can listen to some hard core metal to get them in the mood...
Here you can see more of the rear wheel, the one responsible for steering. Also some of the base of the antenna. There is no need for the antenna, but it still looks awesome that way.
Overview of the top of the Jackal.
The laser cannon, which you might see demonstrated if you behave.
It also serves as a nice ride, and if anything could get you some respect when you ride this into town.
In drive mode, the wheels spread out and the armor plates cover the ground. This is also useful for when and if a surprise attack happens from the front, and then you can just sit comfortably behind and lob grenades at your attackers.
My other car is a GTAMD Jackal. (Sorry, couldn't resist. This doesn't mean a cut in my paycheck, does it?)
3....2...1...Fire! Now what's better than green lasers? There is a black prism at the top of the laser cannon, which channels all the energy from the other three laser producers. This produces a blast powerful enough to cause a large crater in the moon, and definitely enough to take down one of Andrew's Warheads.
Fourth Wall Rambles:
Well, thanks Sean. And no, that wasn't a cut in your paycheck, that was a raise. And 000, this is a reason to join my side in bathroom wars. If you join, I will export as much as 50 to you. At a discounted price of $500,000 a pop. For others interested in this vehicle, please contact us at 1-800-Waffle-Weapons, extension Jackal. The regular price is 1,000,000. Buy one get one 1/700 off. You may pay in waffle batter, syrup, and butter. Make sure the syrup is either Aunt Jemima or Maple Syrup. You send in just one bottle of log cabin you will be sued for more than you would have though possible. Waff out.
next time your having a war, have it in the garden or another open space. That seems to be the most popular location in the history of warfare. The Half An A4 Challenge Results are uploaded by the way...