Here's a few reasons why Chris Phipson is our #1 hero! Hope you like it, Chris!
About this creation
We are live as we watch a poor power miner being mugged. Is there anyone who can save him?
Why yes, as we watch Officer Chris Phipson with his amazing aim disarm the mugger.
Time to take this guy to jail when....Oh! Looks like Vladek is speeding again!
Incredible! Officer Phipson can give speeding tickets and put scum away at the same time!
"You guys took long enough."
And yes, Phipson is always the first to a crime scene. Spiders and bats just don't compare.
One of his only flaws has to be that he sometimes forgets when he comes on foot.
Batman: Hey! That's MY ride!
Phipson is not only good at crime scenes, he is also kind to young children entering the Mocolympics!
Phipson: A very nice, colorful build. Good enough for 0.1 point.
Child: Is that a good score?
Phipson: You bet ya!
He puts super heroes to shame with all the criminals he's jailed.
And if that's not enough, he is even good with animals!(And yes, there is a Darkrai and a Pikachu.)
All in all, Chris Phipson has to be about half as awesome as myself. Just kidding! Hope you enjoyed this presentation. Now to go Looney Tunes and say "That's all folks!"