Narrator: Has this ever happened to you? Your just sitting there eating your favorite brand of oatmeal and suddenly...
Narrator: Your oatmeal exploded!
Cade: Darn! My oatmeal exploded, again!
Narrator: You could spend minutes moping that up, but why? When you could spend hours with...
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Narrator: Spend hours of hard labor using it!
************1 day later************
Narrator: LOOK AT THAT SHINE! But wait we're not done yet!
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Narrator: Perfect for the kids!
Kid: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH MY EYE!!!!1
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Cade: DARN STAIN!
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4th wall commentary:
Sorry that the set was not the best,it was a spur-of-the-moment idea.