My entry to the K.O.T.H. contest. Yes I did borrow that abbreviation from Hank. Anyway, I remembered this commercial with a really funny song in it, and (as usual) twisted the category so that I could fit the song in. Wish me luck! Oh, yes, the title is a spoof of "Forward Unto Dawn", which was a UNSC ship in Halo.
About this creation
=====KING OF THE HILL CONTEST: CATEGORY "POST OFFICE MAIL VAN"=====
A damaged army truck traveled along a shortcut to Base 0043. It's mission was to deliver an important package to a general, and though the shortcut was faster than the highway, it was rather...dangerous. Being badly damaged, the crew quickly threw miscellaneous weapons on the vehicle to cover it's weak spots.
Such vehicles are dubbed "Post Office Mail Vans". Noting the awkward silence, the gunner burst into song.
Gunner: I see a martian! Pilot: A martian? Gunner: A martian! Pilot: A martian?
Gunner: A martian! Sideseat: I see a dino! Gunner: A dino? Sideseat: A dino! Gunner: A dino?
Sideseat: A dino! Pilot: I see a skeleton! Sideseat: A skeleton? Pilot: A skeleton! Sideseat: A skeleton?
Pilot: A skeleton! Gunner: I see a monster! Pilot/Sideseat: A monster? Gunner: A monster! *Blam Blam* Pilot/Sideseat: A MONSTER?! Gunner: A MONSTER!!
*Sizzles* Sideseat: I see a landmine! Pilot: A landmine? Sideseat: A landmine! Pilot: A landmine?
Sideseat: A landmine!
After this last peril, the team finally reaches the base, the propeller having saved their lives.