The Rapid Attack Multi-Role Offensive Destroyer a.k.a. R.A.M.R.O.D. is the latest Vic Viper starfighter from the Space Homeys Interstellar Technologies™.
About this creation
The primary role of the R.A.M.R.O.D. is to plunge in enemy territory and clean up resistance as swiftly as possible. Because of its compact size and blazing speed, it can consummate the in-and-out bombardment tactic with pin-point accuracy. The enemy would not know what hit them.
The R.A.M.R.O.D borrows several technological advances from the Infiltrator. The two MegaFist™ Ion Blasters have improved accuracy as well as more ionized plasma load. It packs a punch like donkey punch.
The efficiency of the CL-1 Max Generator that powers the three sublight drive engines and blasters prolongs its campaign prowess whether the theater of battle only lasts a few minutes or several days.
Like the Energizer Bunny, the R.A.M.R.O.D. can take a lickin' and keeps on tickin'. It can cut through enemy defenses just like the Serrator rips through enemy lines.
Because of its miniscule radar signature, the R.A.M.R.O.Dï¿½s secondary role is reconnaissance. Its stealthy abilities mimics the capabilities of the Recon Cruiser.
Funny, as soon as I saw the thumbnail, I thought: "that's gotta be a Shifu build". and I was right! Another great addition to your black toys (he he). I can see that Megafist goin straight up a...er...never mind!
The RAMROD eh? Come on we all know what's going on here. You've having those dreams about the cheerleader, the proctologist and the goat again haven't you! Oh wait a minute, maybe that's me! Any hoot, once again you've created another fighter that's slicker than snot (no not that SNOT, the gooey kind). By the way I loved all the innuendos infused into this baby. It's what keeps lug nuts like us coming back for more!