Well, it's my first entry for my first MOCathalon... What's a fellow to do? Why, pick a crazy fun category and drop a metric ton of uninspired smack of course! Although I suppose to be the ultimate cliche I should've had Kelso chasing Dolly, but even I have standards. Granted they're not very high, but it's the principle of the thing that counts. Anyways, enough with my ramblings, I don't get points for this!
I get points for this though! a steampunk-ish chariot driven by a clone kiddie and pulled by none other than our beloved Chris Phipson, the man who takes more smack Microsoft on a Play Station forum.
And what is his motivation, you ask? Why none other than Princess Leia! In slave attire for extra desire.
Here we see Phipson, wearing his stylisy Mk-IX Wingsuit. It can carry a single man when pulling the chariot. It's also got a style level of 5.
And here we see the pilot, an unnamed clone kiddie. Although I doubt he can really be called a pilot. Don't you have to be 18 to get a pilot's license or something?
Be honest, if you were in Phippy's place you'd be trying to get this too.
And here's the chariot itself! Would you believe this started out piloted by redcoats? I love it anyways, it's quite pretty.
The whole shebang. It's a glorious mess.
More of the chariot. The rifle is there for flavoring. Lead flavoring.
Hi ho Phippy, awaaaay!
And that's all folks! Thanks for stopping by! Judges, be sure to contact me separately so I can deliver the proper bribes or get your addresses for 'favors'.