I'm Chris Phipson, the host of tonight's, MOCK THE BUILDERS AND ENSLAVE THEM!
Lets see the penal of judges for tonight, Bones! Leda Kat! Kevin! aaand Master Shifu!
Lets see who will be joining us in competition this fine evening. All the contests have signed a waiver to be here and if the judges dislike the creations, they will become our personal slaves.
Lets get started, The Clone Kiddy! Mr. Smith! Mr. Red! aaand Mr..... Kelso?
What's he doing here?
First up we have Mr. smith from Virginia with his creation "The Block"
Ooh, it appears that the judges are saying that this creation is too blocky. Tough luck Mr. Smith, OFF TO THE DUNGEONS!
Next up is our friend The Clone Kiddy, with his creation "It;s sooPEre ArsEuMe AnD StUFf"
The judges hate the defacing of Lego!, Leda deals the final blow! Take him away!
And our next competitor is Mr. Kelso, we don't know where he's from, so we're gonna wing it. His build is called "The Eye Of Chaos"
Too monochromatic Kelso! Learn to use color-blocking!
And really? Halo? It went out of fashion with Afros!
OFF WITH HIS HEAD! or maybe we can cut him some slack and use him as a slave!
Our second to last contestant, Mr. Red! He has a creation called "Art.
Lets see how the judges score it.
Ooh, they say it's "Too Colorful" tough luck bro, maybe next time.
HE'S GOING MAD! watch out there judges! We need the bouncer!
Now that that's been handled we can go onto our last contestant!
Mr. Brond from Alabama! He has a creation called "Pikmin" I wonder what that's all about?
The judges are feeling harsh today, "too lifelike" and "unrealistic to size"
Why is Kelso here? GUARDS!
TO THE DUNGEONS!
I hope you've enjoyed this showing of, MOCK THE BUILDERS AND ENSLAVE THEM!
I'm your host Chris Phipson, and now I need to go get a foot massage from Kelso.
Until we meet again!
Well, this came out more like a Smack MOC then my actual Smack MOC did.
Ah well, I had a lot of fun writing the story and making the set, BRING THE SCORES JUDGES!