This is my vig for the third mission of the Insurrection group, in which for this week, we make a vig on what our soldiers do while NOT on the battlefield. Hope you enjoy this :)
Overhead view of the dining hall.
CA: Hi there, and welcome to (insert favorite name of base here) base. I'm Crazy Awesome, and because we are awaiting our next orders to combat the Insurrectionists, my squad and I are taking it off for this week. Come, I'll show you around!
CA: Most of my squad is here in the dining hall. You may be wondering only some parts of the walls are blue. It's because the painters got lazy on the job. That's my excuse.
CA: Here, three of my fellow soldiers are playing a competitive game of pool.
CA: Hey, sergeant Jackson! What are you doing here, all alone? Jackson: Reading an archaic learning device from over 2000 years ago known as a "book." I'm barely learning anything right now, cuz holonets are so much more convenient. Still, I'm passing the time.
CA: Ah, and here are my homiez. I think I'll pass it on to the third person speech, instead of narrative. Oh, wait, I'm not supposed to say that. Cut that please!
soldier with utensils: Jeez I'm hungry! Where the heck is our grub? soldier with maroon hair: Calm down man, I heard the chefs are really good at this place. soldier with utensils: Yeah, yeah, only if they start cooking the damn food!
CA: Don't worry, guys, even if the food doesn't come fast, the bill's on me. Just relax, maybe watch this pool game.
CA: Hey, Reeds, you got an eye on this pool game? Reeds (soldier with red cap): Yeah. It looks like Sullivan is just about to rage quit outta this one, which means less money for him. I have my bets on Jayolo.
CA: You're right! Sullivan's face is seething with rage!
Sullivan (soldier with teeth): ...From thy bounty, through Christ our Lord, Amen! Henry (soldier with goatie): Alright, I totally respect your religious zeal, but please! Will you get on with the game!
Sullivan: Shut up! You guys ain't got a timer on me, do ya? I didn't think so! CA: Hey, calm down Sullivan. Just hit the cue center eye.
*Cue ball flies over the table, hitting Jayolo in the face* Jayolo (soldier with grey hair): Ah! What the **** was that!
CA: Hey, Sullivan! I thought you played pro pool! Jayolo: Alright, Sullivan, did you think that was funny? Well, not only do I play pool...
*Jayolo throws the cue ball right at Sullivan's face* Jayolo:...I also play baseball!
Soldier with blond hair: BAR FIGHT!!!
CA: Ah jeez, this is not going to turn out pretty.
*Screams and bottles crashing are heard throughout the scene* Henry: Hey! Why'd you throw the cue ball at ME??!
CA: OOOF! So much for a fancy dinner...
CA: Everyone get under the table!
CA: WTF? Timmy? Where were you this whole time I was talking? Timmy (soldier with red hair): I was playing with mah laygoes! See, look at this awesome 23rd century city I built. CA: What are laygoes? Timmy: They're Legos, and they're these cool building bricks. Because they're so popular and awesome, they have survived to this day all the way from the 20th century! And I made a cool city out of them. CA: But haven't you noticed? IT'S A BAR FIGHT! Timmy: Yeah, yeah, well, I was getting to the best part of the tower I was building! See, if you look here--
*A bowl comes out of nowhere and smashes Timmy's city to pieces* Timmy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Timmy: Alright, who's the one who threw that bowl into my city?!?
Reeds: Oh, well, I was actually aiming at Doc to get his attention, but I sorta missed...
Timmy: NO ONE MESSES WITH MAH LAYGOES!
*Timmy hurls himself at Reeds* Timmy: FEEL MY WRATH!
NOTE: Yeah, I added the American flag on the wall, even though America doesn't exist at the time...
Reeds: Aaaauuuuggghh! Get away from me! Timmy: RROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!
Doc (scientist guy): Oh, my word... Soldier with maroon hair: Well, I didn't think of him as THAT savage... CA: The horror! This is worse than a full-scale glassing!
Jackson: Well, hasn't this been a magnificent show.
*Timmy gets up, while the rest of the soldiers can only hear moans from a badly beaten Reeds* Timmy: Hey! I was looking for this piece all day! Now I can get to work on that tower...
Timmy: La dee da, just playin with mah laygoes... Everyone: WHAT?!?!?
*About an hour later* CA: Hey there again! Sorry you had to witness all of those...horrible..atrocities. I just came over to stop by and check on my fellow soldiers.
CA: From what I've heard, Sullivan only needs some fixing on his lip. Reeds on the other hand...well, he was found with some bite marks, many bruises, and a dislocated shoulder, all from young Timmy.
Sullivan: YOU! I'm gonna kill you! Don't you dare put this on tape, or I will-- CA: OKAY THEN, well, make sure you can't hear him.
Sullivan: GRRRRR!!! Lemme go! CA: Well, all I can say is that we don't have any problems with the public, unlike our last mission at the warehouse, which was a bit sloppy.
CA: Whoah! Hello there, pretty lady, may I ask kindly of your number? Reed's mom: HEY! You're my son, Reed's, squadmate right? I have a right to sue you in court! You hear me! You're gonna have to pay for all of those damages and for all of the time my son spends in Rehab!
CA: Well, then, I guess that's the end of your tour. I would advise you run!
Tried to make it as humorous as possible. Please rate and comment! And join the group if you are interested in making cool stuff like this. Here is the link: http://mocpages.com/group.php/16072 Have fun!
@ Collins- In Contact Harvest it says that the whole Planet is under the UNSC Rule, but many people still called themselves Americans. I don't trust halo nation... Oh, and United Republic of North America is the exact same name I gave to the future country in north america.
Well, Actually the U.S.A. mite still exist in the Halo Universe. There are many controversy's about it. According to Halo Nation, "As of 2525, the United States has formed a loose association with Mexico and Canada to form the United Republic of North America". Whether the United States is still a political power is not stated as a fact. Nice job!