A brief note: rock monsters and powerminers are present due to a strange magical time travel mistake
PART I: INVITATIONS
Thou hast won the hamlet lottery, and in your honor there is to be a great Feast with a generous profusion of Free Booze. This shall occur on the morrow at six hours past high noon at number 57 King's Avenue. We do pray that you may attend.
Sincerely, Oswin, Lord of the Hamlet Lottery
[mumbling] "Now just place it in the envelope...
..and we're done. One down, two to go."
Time passes by as Oswin writes his letters...
hamlet lottery...Free Booze...six and a quarter hours past...do pray...
.,,in your honor...generous profusion...six and a half hours past...can attend
...And we're finished. Three letters for three unlucky souls.
Now I'll just stick them into this bag to take to the post office.
Graar! Dratted thing! Why do they only make these for minifigures? It's discrimination I say! We're people too!
Oswin leaves for the post office...
PART II: ARRIVALS ON THE MORROW
*Knock knock knock!*
"Helloo! The winner is here!
[from inside] Oh please, come in, come in!
A few moments later...
..and this is my girlfriend, Nellie. But anyway, now that introductions are over, I can congratulate you on your win. The free booze starts now, so here's a drink for you.
Thanks! *Glugglugglugglug* This stuff is goo...
"Fast acting poison I picked up on my way to the post office. Certainly did the job. Let's get him into the pot."
Yes, we shall eat well tonight, and take vengeance on our oppressors..
"Revenge is sweet."
"Here, take this and refill it. I'm going to go wait for the next one."
[from inside] "Please my friend, enter and prepare to party."
All is going smoothly...
" ...my girlfriend...blablabla...drink..."
"And another one bites the dust. Load him into the pot while I go wait will you?"
[from inside] "Oh, come and join us, the cooking is just finishing!"
"What is that you're cooking? It smells delicious beyond any culinary experience of mine!"
"Well, we're cooking something extra special for you–"
"–But it's a surprise, so don't look yet. In the mean time, please have a drink."
"No, I really must find out what that smell is."
A sudden realization strikes young Billy...
" Don't let him get away!"
"Die foul killer of trollkind!"
*Burp* "Mmm, that was pretty good. Let's have dinner now."
"Sure thing, honey."
Notes: So, when I saw the group "Die Humans!" my first thought was, "I want to build something for them!" Followed by, "Eat them for dinner!" This is the result of those thoughts. Now, several hours of photography later, I can say that I'm quite happy that I did this, because this was a lot of fun to build and photograph. I really wanted to do something with a rock monster and a troll, so I used my cheap excuse of time travel to explain the presence of the rock monsters/powerminers.