the slit sun provides services through out the galaxy whether its cattering weddings or protecting a party there is probably something we can do about it
About this creation
We proudly present the body bot . a fully armed over watcher of parties funerals and political events. Its programming allows it to spot out rude obnoxious guests, large threats, and unwanted visitors now sit down and read what I wrote! the rear....."-" HOT!
the keg shown here is non other than the famous brew known as the scorpien ale, being consumed by the local ratman. This brew can be found at almost any desert planet and will probably be sold at any tropical or tourist attraction, the beverage has been renowned for its smooth sweet taste and its ability to knock some one out faster than you can say................................... "wow, they took my pants this time"
"hey that person climbing the radio tower could potentially die!" *pulls out camera* kegman1: "hey you", "you look thirsty enough to ride a camel"
kegman2: "well we can fix that take a sip of this its gotten me laid more than if i divided by zero"
guy: "what happens when you divide by zero?"
kegman2: "a black hole in the middle of space, thats what now, are you gonna drink or not
guy: "well I am fond of refreshments"
kegman1: "stop ruining everything!!!"
hose guy: alright ladys lets get this one real good
girl1: this soooooo cool
girl3: oh yea you work that hose
creepy guy: cm'on hombre I know you got more water than that
kongaman: " why don't you fine gals leave this square and get with a wild triangle like me!"
girl1: "who needs wet t-shirt contests your sooooo strong!"
kongaman: "Hey sweetie my love for you is the equivalent of 2(8)+234(67)^4+8723/4-3(5677)
girl3: "awwwwwww thats so sweet but i don't do math"
creepy guy: "Lay off holmes I saw him first alright that enough of the party life here is the bot. It is equipped with a light concealed auto cannon on the left hand and a pulse cannon on the right. The little feller can be controlled two ways, one of our slit sun operators would control the bot from a building some where while you keep watch of unwanted guests and control the magic, version two an a.i unit will be programmed to pick off unwanted guests (insert name here)
I like his little tri-...I mean quatro pod legs here