Bob: Junk, junk, nothin but junk! Bob: Jacob, I really think it was a waste coming here. There's absolutely nothing but worthless junk! Jacob: Be patient. There's always at least one treasure in every store. Yeah. Treasure for someone who likes junk. Bob: Hey, a board game! Aw man, it's in chinese! Bob: Huh? What's this? Jacob: Found something? Bob: Yeah. Not sure what it is, but it looks cool. Jacob: Let me see. There's a tag. "Magic Wand. $15." Jacob: HAHAHA! They expect somebody to buy this piece of junk!? This isn't any more magic than a leaf! Watch this! I want 300 dollars! Bob: WHOA! Jacob: WHAT N' THE HECK!!! Bob: Give me that! I wish my grandfather hadn't died a month ago! Bob's Grandfather: BRAAAAIIIINS! Jacob: HOLY SMOKES!!! TAKE HIM BACK! Bob: I agree to that! Jacob: Whew...He's gone... Bob: Well, at least we know now to be careful what we wish for. Here. It's your turn. Jacob: Kay. I want to be the richest guy in the world! Jacob: Hey, why's everybody bowing? Bob: I think you're so rich you've been crowned king of the world! Jacob: Awesome! Bob: JACOB, LOOK OUT! Jacob: YIKES! I WANT YOU AWAY! Jacob: Whew...wait, Bob? Bob: Squeak! Jacob: Oh for crying out loud...I want Bob human again! Bob: Whew...I hated being a mouse! Too many fleas! Jacob: Why was that guy trying to kill me, anyway? Bob: I don't think he liked your politics. Anyway, my turn. Jacob: You serious? After that asassin, and your zombie grandfather... Bob: Just give me the wand. Bob: I want... Jacob: AUGH! GET IT OFF!!! Bob and Jacob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! Jacob: CHANGE ME BACK! I'M A FREAK! Headless ninja: In the name of the Clan of Headless Ninjas, we must kill you! Bob and Jacob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! Mummy: GRAAARGH! Bob and Jacob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! Bob and Jacob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! Jacob: Oh wait...we're safe. Bob: That's a relief. Jacob: GET RID OF IT! Jacob: That is the last time I ever come into a thrift store! Bob: Well, at least we didn't get mutated so we have our heads swapped. Jacob: Now what in the world brought that on?