Merry Christmas to all! Sorry this is late. But still, you get the idea.
About this creation
Unnamed agent: It's a party in the CIA!!!!!!!!
Unnamed agent 2: Woo-hoo! Merry Christmas everyone.
Unnamed agent 3: We seem like we're the only happy ones. Look at the skyline, no lights whatsoever.
Tennyson: Hey Ulson, are you going to join us?
Agent Ulson: No, I have to work then go home and work.
Tennyson: Jeez, fine Mr. Workaholic.
Elf: Are you agent Martin Ulson?
Ulson: Er...Yes.....I got a gun! Hey! I need so help over....
Elf: That was santa paint. Rubs off in the wash.
Elf: And here's a hat and beard.
Elf: Here he is.
Ulson: What am I doing here?
Jackson: We need you to be santa for tonight.
Ulson: Wait, what!? He's real? What if I disagree?
Jackson: Then we'll toss you in a shark tank.
Ulson: Okay, I'll do it.
Officer: So these are the stables.
Ulson: Nice place you have up here. How's it so warm?
Officer: You're actually enclosed in a small membrane like shield and it has weather control.
Sandy: Awesome! Look at me! They were giving extras if you bought Halo: Combat Evolved.
Jackson: C'mon! C'mon! Lets load this ship! We gotta goooooo!!!!!
Ulson: Wait, what about the reindeer?
Officer: Oh, well you have never been up here, believed in Christmas, nor flown, so we have a van that you should be used to.
Ulson: Okay then.
Karlson: *plays trumpet* do dodododo do do do dooooo.
Runway officer: Okay, prepare for takeoff! You are clear to proceed.
Ulson: I'm just doing this because I have to......
Ulson: Great, now I have to home invade.
Mason: No actually you don't.
Ulson: What the! How'd you get here.
Mason: Oh, I'm your flying elf.
Ulson: So then, how does this work?
Mason: Well Santa has had a lot of children and each one is also immortal. They then move off to different districts of the world, here you'll see. So I'll drop district 1's package. It's the Norway/Russia/Sweden area.
Mason: So there'll always be a lookout and they will be lightly armed and ready to spot Mr. Claus. Then if he sees him, he'll warn the others.
Mason: The others, then stop whatever they're doing and walk over to the podium.
Mason: The commanding santa, who would be the eldest son, gives orders to the santas such as what sub district of the district they're going to deliver to. They are also dressed appropriately.
Ulson: Still hate this.
Mason: But still, you got to admit, a lot of people like santa. Although he just drops packages, his sons deliver them. Everyone saves time, and the people retain their belief in him.
Ulson: Wow, who is that for, it's huge.
Mason: The Americans.
Ulson: Oh. I really should be doing work right now.
Lookout: There it is!
santa: Wow! Look at that action scene!
santa 2: good thing we got the nice infrastructure of america.
Commander Santa: Okay men, lets move! 1 goes to New York area, 2 goes to Atlanta area, 3 goes to Tennessee area, 4 goes to kansas area, 5 goes to colorado area, 6 goes to Washington area, 7 goes to New mexico area, and I get California, Lets move!
Mason: Western Europe
Mason: Middle East/Africa
Mason: Mainland Asia
Ulson: Wow, I sort of like this now. HO HO HO!!!!! I love seeing the other santas all dressed differently and jumping with joy when they receive their packages.
Mason: South America.
Ulson: HO HO HO HO HO!!!!!!
Ulson: What does this package do?
Mason: This one propels itself around the world giving gifts to the ones without homes. It's our happiest time.
Ulson: Can I push it?
Mason: Thats the spirit! Sure!
Ulson: HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS KIDS!!!!!!!!!!
Mason: Wait, if you're down here with me, who's driving.
Ulson: Oh shoot!!!! AHHH!!
Ulson: I love this!
Mason: Well I hope you had fun.
Ulson: Yeah! I love Christmas now! No more workaholic me!
Mason: Here, I'll take back your suit.
Ulson: No! Sorry, wait. Can I keep it as a souvenir?
Mason: Okay. Nice serving with you.
Agents: WOO-HOOO Ulson! When did you learn to dance! When did you stop working?
Ulson: I'm a changed man!!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!