It was Early march, and Old Man Stevens had just realized that he was going bankrupt. With this worrying thought in mind, he pondered methods of gaining money over the next couple of days. A few days later, he was in a Walmart when he saw a man buying a Leprechaun hat for his son. This gave Stevens an idea! He was going to find the pot of gold on the other side of the mythical Leprechaun's rainbow. So, without wasting anytime, Stevens got to work studying scriptures regarding the legend of the Leprechaun's gold. After a particularly rainy day, Stevens decided to strike. He miraculously found a rainbow and some how followed it to its end. Sure enough, there was a small pot of gold waiting to be stolen. As he was about to pick it up, he heard a shot ring out and everything went dark.
When he woke, he found himself buried neck deep in the Earth, encased in some sort of stone mound. His eye was badly bruised and he felt beat. To his left was a small beaten path with his gold hovering over a rainbow spiral. In front of him was a small green clad figure. The little man looked horribly intimidating with his cigar and all. The figure spoke:
"So Punk, just who do you think you are? In case you're wonderin', I'm Root. Commander Jeremiah Root of the LEPrecon division. Ya see, I just can't have top-soilers like you tryin' to steal mah gold. So we're jes' gonna have to end this now."
Then he pulled the sleek pistol from behind his back and fired.