WARNING: THIS SHOW CONTAINS BLOOD, VIOLENCE, CRUDE AND INSULTING JOKES. YFOLS, CLONETARDS, HALO KIDDIES AND MEGA BLOKS NOT ADMITTED.
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HOST: Um, thank you for that, er, 'interesting' tutorial on how to butcher animals.
BUTCHER: Anytime, Bud.
HOST: Would you quit calling me Bud!? I hate it.
BUTCHER: Sure thing, Bud.
HOST: 'Sigh'...stage crew? Can you please clean this up? We have another act coming up...
STAGE CREW: Ugh...
10 minutes later...
HOST: If you're just joining us, I'm Arnold McBrick and this is the Brick Theater's Saturday Evening variety show! Our next guest is that world-famous (actually first gig) comedian Bobby Brick! Let's give him a big hand!
ME: Thanks Arnold! I'm really looking forward to this!
HOST: You're welcome. Take it away Bobby!
ME: Okay, let's get this show on the road! Now for my first joke: What comes from a toilet and likes Star Wars? A Clone-turd!
ME: What kind of cat likes Halo? Why, a Halo-kitty of course!
ME: Why are MEGA BLOK figures dumb? Because they're BLOK-heads!
ME: What do you call it when someone blows up MEGA BLOKS with a bomb and videotapes it? A BLOK-buster movie!
ME: Why can't people with MEGA BLOKS build anything? Because they have builders' BLOK.
ME: What happens when you combine MEGA BLOKS and a computer and step on it? MEGA-hertz!
ME: What did the guy who accidently dropped MEGA BLOKS in his toilet? He got a toilet BLOK-age!
MEGA BLOK: HOW DARE YOU INSULT US SO DEMEANINGLY!
ME: Um, I'll be right back...
MEGA BLOK: THIS IS OUTRAGE! I DEMAND YOU APOLOGIZE!
ME: EAT FIERY DEATH YOU WORTHLESS HUNK OF JUNK PLASTIC! MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!
MEGA BLOK: AAUUGGHH!!
ME: Well, let's get back to our show, shall we?
ME: What did the EMT's give to the comedian who suffered a heart attack? LAUGH support!
ME: Why don't cannibals eat comedians? Because they taste funny.
ME: Why did the doctor become a comedian? Because he left his patients in stitches!
ME: Why did the comedian have to go to the doctor? Because he broke his funnybone!
ME: A minifigure walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at his waist and says, "You're fat." The minifigure replies, "No, I'm plastic."
ME: What is green, has big teeth and eats minifigures? I don't know and I sure don't wanna find out!
ME: What kind of bird builds with Legos? Why, a MOC-ingbird!
ME: (whispering) Who ARE you???
JAR-JAR: Meesa Jar-Jar Binks.
ME: (whispering furiously) Get off the stage you freak! You're ruining my show!
JAR-JAR: Ooh, look! Lotsa people! Hiya people!
ME: GET OFF THE STAGE YOU FREAK! (hits Jar-Jar with microphone)
JAR-JAR: Owie Owie!
ME: (jumps on Jar-Jar's back and hits him hard with microphone) 'WHACK'
ME: Get rid of this freak, will ya?
PHIPSON: GET UP YOU BUM!
JAR-JAR: Owie! Ima going! Ima going!
ME: Well maybe we can get back to our show now!
ME: What kind of soup does a minifigure eat? MOC turtle soup!
ME: Where do MOCcers take pictures? In their STUD-io.
ME: What is a minifigure's favorite state? New MOC-sico!
ME: What do a MOCcer and a mason have in common? They both build things out of bricks!
ME: And now my final joke: What did the minifigure say when the boy grabbed him tightly? "OUCH! LEGO!"
HOST: Thank you for that, um, 'delightful' and funny show!
ME: Sure thing! It was fun!
HOST: Stage crew, could you clean this up?
HOST: Next up is Gitiana the exotic dancer...
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