Once upon a time farmer brown went into his barn...
"Ahoy ahoy," he said "There be a missin' hog me had 7 today and now me got 6? Where that one go to?"
The next day He had 5 pigs!
"Ahoy ahoy where my piggy go to? he's definitely not at the market of his own free will!"
That night farmer brown stayed up with his neighbor, carpenter Jones, to see what happened to his piggies.
"Oh boy, man I didn't want to have to do this." complained carpenter Jones "My wife is going to be mad..."
Later at exactly 12:07 Am something wen't into the barn.
"Oh man, the jenkin boys are stellin' me piggies agaiin..."
But to their dismay 2 giant fiery breathy dragons of death where each eating half a pig.
"GAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!" said Both farmer brown and carpenter Jones as they ran to hide from their new found "friends."
The next day when carpenter Jones was in town he reported the incident to a page, who in turn reported it to his knight, who in turn reported it the the Lord of the land. By that time the story was that in a Giant mountain of death had a army of 700 dragons planing to kill at the whole kingdom just like little Pigs in middle of the night, well at 12:07 Am
The next day after a large part of the kingdom had been evacuated farmer brown decided to set everything straight, according to him he was being haunted and only he needed to be evacuated.
In the next few days the dragons where on his tail, like ringwraiths fallowing the ring they stayed nearby, Always. Finally after 4 days of travel Farmer Brown arrived at The OUTPOST OF HERJU. which he planed for the dragons to attack and there face his fate.
When after 4 days nothing had happened to the kingdom the knight that had brought fourth the warning, was thrown into the castle's garderobe.
Farmer Brown and the knights of the outpost had a Fun rest of the evening fighting off dragons like a sharpie and sticky tape.
Then most of the people in the kingdom live happily ever after.