15 .The Retired Clone: Build a clones life when he is old and grouchy.
First off, we have my old clone trooper yearbook. It's a bit dusty, and, oh, is...is that a spider web? I mean, yeah its a spider web. Big deal. All I have to do is sc...scrape it off...Yyyyuuukkk! Oh excuse me. I happen to suffer from Arachnophobia.
Here is my Modified Rocket launcher. They never let me actually use it. I wonder why... o_O
I retrieved this from a Jedi I killed in Order 66. An old friend borrowed it and ended up in pieces! That's why you must always be careful with it.
Bbbzzzzzzzz *vroom* *vroosh* *crash*
Ummmm... I'd better set this down.
Now onto some of my armor. Here is my Armor from when I was promoted to a Commander. It's still very shiny.
Here is my stormtrooper armor, which I was able to keep after I was fired. Oh, wait, I didn't tell you about that did I? You see I messed up one of my missions. Apparently those WERE the droids I was looking for...
This used to be my armor from when I was a shiny. I got into the hands of this freaky kid, and I got sharpied all over! Scariest thing that happened to me.
My surfboard is good for when I go on vacation. I like catching the HUGE waves!
Here is my highly modified speeder bike. It reaches top speeds of 8mph! I kind of like it, how about you?
Well, that's it folks! Thanks for stopping by!