Category: 16.-Party Time: Build a party on a planet after the Death Stars Destruction.
Before we begin, (*waves hand*) You will find these jokes funny...
Welcome to Club Chewy!
All captions will be found underneath each photo.
For extra awesomeness, listen to this while viewing this MOC:
Anchor: Greetings! Welcome to the Holonet News as we bring you this important news update. Our station has received word moments ago that the Death Star II has been destroyed by the Rebel Alliance and Emperor Palpatine is declared dead. This joyous announcement has been greatly received from throughout the galaxy as countless star systems have welcomed the newfound freedom. This so-called “party” began on Endor at the site of the Death Star ruins with a traditional Ewok celebration and has now spread to the farthest reaches of the Outer Rim.
We now bring you to live coverage of the After Party being held at Club Chewy with our veteran news reporter, Greebles McStud. What have you got for us, Greebles?
Greebles: Hi, folks! Greebles McStud, here! You won’t believe the wild party that is taking place behind me. That’s right! I’m here on the beautiful planet of Coruscant at the hottest club in town, Club Chewy, owned by the famed Wookie of the victorious Rebel Alliance, Chewbacca.
Before I take you in any further, let me tell you the history of this club. Ever since he was a young Wookie growing up on Kashyyyk, Chewbacca had a dream of owning his very own entertainment clubhouse. Because he lacked Republic Credits, however, his dream was never fulfilled… until now! Just recently, Chewy joined the Rebel Alliance with his pal, Han Solo and realized now was the time to pursue his vision. With approval by Mon Mothma, Chewy acquired adequate funds from the Alliance Treasury to begin construction of his nightclub right here on Coruscant, the “Entertainment Capital of the Galaxy!”
Today marks the official opening of Club Chewy in honor of the defeat of the Galactic Empire. Let’s head on in and check out the party!
Greebles: First, we have to go through security before entering.
Bouncer: All right, buddy. Please stow your weapons here. That includes all blasters, lightsabers, thermal detonators, rocket launchers, vibroaxes, and proton torpedoes. Are you on the list?
Greebles: Um, yeah. I’m Greebles McStud. I’m part of the media.
Bouncer: Hmmmm…. I don’t see your name on here. Get lost, punk!
Greebles: What?! But I need to get in there for the news!
Chewbacca: Whoaaaa. Waa maa. Warrgh.
Bouncer: You know this guy, Master Chewy? Okay, Mr. McStud. Chewy says you can come in. But I’m watching you, got it?
Greebles: (nervously) Y-yes, sir! Got it, s-sir! N-no p-problem, sir!
Greebles: Sorry about that mix-up back there, folks. Anyways, as you can see, the dance floor is crowded with beings from around the galaxy as well as the victorious Rebel Alliance troops straight back from Endor. If they thought the Ewok celebration was spectacular, they haven’t been to Club Chewy!
Greebles: Watch out, Mos Eisley! Looks like you’ve got competition for being the galaxy’s most “wretched hive of scum and villainy!”
Greebles: For tonight’s musical guest, Chewbacca originally planned on booking a performance by the Max Reebo Band, but unfortunately they were already scheduled for a concert gig on a certain slimy crime lord’s sail barge on Tatooine and were killed in a fiery explosion when the barge was mysteriously destroyed near the Pit of Carkoon just days before the party. Instead, Chewy had to make some last minute reservations with DJ-3PO and his musical counterpart and drink server, R2-D2.
DJ-3PO: Do the “Robot!”
R2-D2: (Beep beep, warble, beep!)
Greebles: Ah, and here is the man of the hour, club owner Chewbacca. Thanks again for helping get in earlier. Say, Chewy, do you have a minute to spread the word to the viewers at home about your new club?
Chewbacca: Wyaaaaa. Ruh ruh!
Greebles: I couldn’t have said it better myself! Got any plans for expansion now that the threat of the Empire is gone?
Chewbacca: Yaag ruggwah maw huah huah!
Greebles: Sounds expensive. I don’t even want to know how much this place cost to build. Nonetheless, quite a promising project and I wish the best for you. Congrats on the success of Club Chewy! Oh, and by the way, the restroom in the back is flooding…
Greebles: Now, if you would follow me this way, Mr. Cameraman Guy, we are going to head into the Casino where great prizes are at stake. Some of these generous prizes include 5,000,000 Republic Credits, family travel packs by Star Tours to any of their vacation destinations across the galaxy, or even a chunk of debris from the recently destroyed Death Star II, courtesy of the Ewok salvage team. If you want to gamble, though, remember to always let the Wookie win!
Han Solo: Where do I get the feeling that I know this guy from someplace?
Greebles: Speaking of Ewoks, looks like some managed to sneak aboard the Rebel Alliance transports that left from Endor.
Greebles: Alas! The end of suppressive tyranny is here! Start those celebratory bonfires because we won’t be needing those “flick-fire missiles” anymore! FREEDOM!!
Greebles: I apologize if you can’t hear me over the cheers of the rowdy crowd, but Admiral Ackbar just performed his new hit single "IT’S A RAP!" and the party is raging on the dance floor. Let’s go over to the “Walking Carpet” Bar and order some drinks.
Lando: What can I get you, fine sir?
Greebles: Wow! I didn’t know you were a bartender, Mr. Calarissian.
Lando: Are you kidding? I learned a thing or two of the art of “Part-ay-ing” while I was the chief administrator on Cloud City. Plus, Chewy said he’d pay me for this, and I really need the credits to pay back Han Solo to cover the damages I made to the Falcon in the Battle of Endor….
Greebles: Ok, then… One shot of Bantha Blue Milk, please.
Lando: Coming right up!
Drunk Pilot: More Jawa Juice!
Lando: Whoa, buddy. I think you’ve had enough to drink for tonight. And I AM NOT mopping up your mess!
Greebles: This is truly the place to be if you want to really party and meet new people! The club is host to a wide range of being and species across the universe. Why, even Space Pirates have shown up for the festivities. Watch your pockets, kiddies…
Greebles: Say, Luke, you want to join me for a game of Sabacc in the Casino?
Luke: No, thanks. I’m gonna spend some good, quality time with my dad.
Vader: Awww, gee, son! You’re the best!
Greebles: Well, folks, as you can see, Club Chewy has got it all! This place is the best club this side of Coruscant and comes complete with a rockin’ dance floor, casino, bar, and everything else you could ask for. I’d say Chewbacca outdid himself with this one and what better way to celebrate its grand opening than with the recent victories of the Rebel Alliance and restoration of peace in the galaxy. (Say, could you fellas put me down for a second?) That’s about it from me here, so I’ll go ahead and send it back to the anchors. Party on! (Uh… can someone please help me?)
BONUS PICTURES OF THE STAGE
Hope you enjoyed the tour! This is probably going to be my last entry in the contest, but I had a lot of fun! Go Scruffy Nerf Herders!