"Oh, hello. I was expecting you. This is the part where usually I would make some long speech about how hard I worked on something, but I've already filled up my 30 seconds of speaking tim-"
On to the features!
The rear wheel spins
It has unneccessarily flexible suspension
It has a way to keep the driver from flying off
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Hi, I'm Batman. But I'm not always Batman. But when I am Batman, I use Batmans' patented Batman. If any other superhero was shamelessly advertising them-self Batman, then they would have made Batman sense. But I'm not just any Batman superhero, I'm Batman.