Avast! Prepare to be boarded by the most lethal scalawag on the high seas!
About this creation
Kevin was a terrible pirate. Not "terrible" as in "dangerous and feared" but as in "incompetent." He didn't know his knots, he couldn't lift a cutlass, and he was a poor deck-swabber. His captain eventually tossed him in the hold with all the junk, and that's where Kevin found his calling.
Days later, when the pirate ship was about to be captured by the Queen's authorities, Kevin emerged from the hold aboard his battle-contraption, The Shipwrecker. Powered by springs and fermented lime juice, the machine cleared the decks of royal sailors and sent their ships to the bottom of the sea.
Kevin is now a terrible pirate in the "dangerous and feared" sense, selling his unique services to the highest bidder. Not bad for a scurvy dog!